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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:06am UTC

Please don't ask your girlfriend to homecoming in public.
It makes the rest of us feel single.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:51pm UTC

How are freshmen in loving relationships...?

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Hot guys are God's gift to the world.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:38pm UTC

A lot of people say I have an accent.
I'm like probably the most single person on the planet.
The thing I don't understand: Why don't guys get all over girls with accents... If a guy had my accent every girl would be like begging to get in their pants.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:35pm UTC

Right after I see a hot guy: I'm totally not going to mess this up this time.
After 10 minutes: SHlT.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Those nights when you just need to snuggle with your Pillow Pet, eat ice cream, watch the Notebook, and cry because you were awkward in front of a hot guy.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 10:41am UTC

It's almost time for homecoming!
I can almost smell the flowers on that corsage I won't be wearing.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 1, 2013 2:13pm UTC

What if Mother Nature is really annoyed that we litter and pollute and stuff so she invented periods to get revenge...
I would become the world's biggest environmentalist if that were true.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC

The things I don't understand about the popular crowd:
1.) Why they ask you to sit with them and then totally ignore you.
2.) Why they feel the need to block every hallway right in front of the stairs
3.) Why making out with their boyfriend during lunch is more important than everyone's health

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