Best Contest Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance

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Steve
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Quote Contests
(a new feature idea)
I was thinking about adding a new feature to make Witty a little more fun. I thought it might be entertaining to have contests created by users to come up with the funniest joke, most inspirational story, coolest format or whatever. To enter each contest you'd tag your quote with a specific tag for that contest (like contestlamepun or contestcoolformat) and then people could browse by that tag and vote for their favorites by faving the quotes. Just an idea. Sound like fun?

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:14am UTC

*enters ugly contest*
judge: sorry no professionals

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Smacked Dora with a pan
now she's pandora.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Even if you fail,
at least you know that you tried.
You won't wonder what could've happened.
You won't wonder if you could've made that team,
or if you could've won that contest.
You won't know have to ask yourself,
"What if I had taken that leap of faith?"
You won't have to wonder if maybe
he would've loved you back.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Seven days without a pun,
makes one weak.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
June 28, 2014 11:43pm UTC

I don't remember the last time I felt
like I could breathe. There's a hole
in my chest where my lungs and
HEART SHOULD BE. I HAVE THIS CONSTANT
feeling that I'm bursting into flames and how is it that I
feel everything and nothing at once? ♥

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ThatLostGirl*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Two cannibals were sitting in the forest eating a clown.
One looks over to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?

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kiss_my_scars
posted a quote
May 1, 2014 1:53pm UTC

I am a ghost in a body covered with scars

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Quote
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Top 3 chosen users of the week of 5/19/13:
1) 1Dfan- She has funny and inspirational quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Having to delete songs from your ipod..' & 'Need to end a conversation?'
2) somy_a_f- She has very inspirational quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Recently my best friend told me...' & 'Today a girl told me how beautiful...'
3) gabikk- She has funny and inspirational quotes with gorgeous formats!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Whenever i see someone I know from school...' & 'me: my headphones mean i don't want to talk...'

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Quote
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Top 3 chosen users of the week of 6/15/13:
1) butterbear- She has hilarious and adorable and relatable quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'When you see it you'll sh/t bricks..' & 'So I was on Facebook looking through some teen pictures..'
2) abstractreality- She has very inspirational quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Do you think you're the only one who...' & 'I got into a fight with him yesterday..'
3) MyNameIsMaicy- She has funny and inspirational quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Whoever answers the next question can..' & 'The moment when you realize you bullsh/tted your way..'

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 2:24pm UTC

your story
isn't ; over
yet

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it
Format by Breeze

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 9:30pm UTC

My guy friend and I decided to prank everyone to make them think we're together.
Now I've fallen in love with him.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Life is not a contest.
You're perfect the way you are.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC

#Weirdest_Song_Ive_Ever_Heard
I wanna be your dominated love slave
I wanna be the one who takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain
-Dominated Love Slave; Green Day

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC

When Peter Pan punches,
they Neverland.

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Quote
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Top 3 chosen users of the week of 4/7/13:
1) Livelovemusic11- She has very humurous quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Hush little laptop' & 'Romeo and Juliet on the balcony...'
2) purplecandy- She has really funny quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'Mom: Hey can i see your Witty...' & 'Pushing your trolley around the shop...'
3) lovecrazy- She has funny, relatable, and inspirationl quotes!
Check out these quotes of hers: 'I don't care if you like boys, girls, cats...' & 'I make some pretty messed up faces when i'm bored...'

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 7:06pm UTC

Dear Boy at the Back of the Class,
You're going to gradutate this year. The thought of that terrifies me because, honey, I'm running out of time. Running out of time to tell you that you have beautiful eyes. To tell you that your voice reminds me of brisk winter mornings, and that I adore the way your laugh comes in waves, much like the ocean. You look like a sleepy autumn day, but have the spirit of a stormy, but warm, spring. I'm running out of time to tell you that when I see you, my stomach becomes the home to a million fluttering butterflies. When we lock eyes, I feel vulnerable and naked. I want to kiss you, but I don't dare put my lips on something so dangerously beautiful. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'll never have the courage to tell you this. I'm sorry I ran out of time.
With Love, The Girl in the Front of the Class.

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