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  1. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Funny story: This guy from my school added me on facebook and I accepted the friend request. A week or two later, I uploaded a profile picture and this is pretty much what happened:
    Him: oh, i thought you were someone else. sorry! the confusion began because we have josh as a mutual friend
    Me: There's someone else with my exact same name?
    Him: yeah
    Me: That's coincidence for you
    A month or two later, he uploaded a profile picture. It wasn't a guy from school. It was some other random with the exact same name as the guy from school. I unfriended him.

  2. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 3:45am UTC
    *crime shows*
    police: this ordinary rock is all we found at the crime scene
    police: luckily
    police: it only exists in one particular area in the world
    police: ...right outside the suspects house!!!

  3. stayybeautiful_xox stayybeautiful_xox
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Bestfri(END)
    Girlfri(END)
    Boyfri(END)
    Hus(BAND)
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

  4. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    Happy has five letters
    Pizza has five letters
    This is no coincidence

  5. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Perfect has 7 letters
    and so does meeeeee
    . . . Coincidence?
    I think not.

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 8:35pm UTC
    So I was reading my book
    And my friend next to me said she had to go to the bathroom
    And I turned the page in my book
    And then the character said
    "I have to go to the bathroom"
    What a coincidence
    Like woah

  7. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    That moment when
    a song comes on
    that just describes your
    entire life at the moment

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2015 6:44pm UTC
    Don't call me. Alcohol you later.

  9. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Happy has 5 letters
    Pizza has 5 letters
    This is no coincidence

  10. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    "Mother in law, when the letters are rearranged, spells Woman H!tler. Coincidence? I think not."

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    the[rapist]
    coincidence? I think not

  12. BlondieBird17 BlondieBird17
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    My friend just asked me why all social networks are blue.
    Because it's the color of the sky they'll never get to see...
    Twitter is blue.
    Facebook is blue.
    Myspace is blue.
    Tumblr is blue.
    Skype is blue.
    WITTY IS BLUE
    Coincidence? I think not.

  13. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Ever get so upset you feel sick? Not just sick to your stomach, like fever sick? Yeah... I think I'm running a fever

  14. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Twin Towers thing (this is scary) This is really weird!! its about the twin towers!!
    1) New York City has 11 letters
    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters
    3) Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the twin towers in 1993) has 11 letters
    4) George W Bush has 11 letters
    This could be a coincidence but there’s more
    1) New York is the 11th state
    2) The first plane that crashed against the twin towers was flight number 11
    3) Flight number 11 was carrying 92 passengers 9+2=11
    4) Flight 77 which also hit the twin towers was carrying 65 passengers 6+5=11
    5) The Tragedy was on september 11th or know as 9/11 9+1+1=11
    6) This date is equal to the US emergency number 911 9+1+1=11
    This all could be coincidence you're thinking but read on!
    1) The total number of victims in the hi-jacked planes was 245 2+4+5=11
    2) September 11th is the 254 day in the calendar year again 2+4+5=11
    3) The madrid bombing took place 3/11/2004 3+1+1+2+4=11
    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days before the twin towers incident.
    Now this where things get creepy
    The most recognised symbol for the US, after the stars and stripes, is the eagle.
    The following verse is taken fron the Qu’ an the islamic holy book:
    For it is written that “a son of arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the eagle will be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: For the wrath of the eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there
    was peace”
    This verse is number 9.11 of the Qu’an
    Still aren't convinced? Try this and see how you feel afterwards......

  15. Emilycullen Emilycullen
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:25am UTC
    am I he only one that has realised Stephanie Meyer got the hunting scene in breaking dawn from the 90s TV show Charmed

  16. animegrl802 animegrl802
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    It's funny how the right song can change everything you're feeling no matter what it is every time <3

  17. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh has the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not.

  18. officialmona officialmona
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    FACT
    There's a actress in the movie "The Illusionist" named Eleanor Tomlinson.

  19. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    "There's no such thing as a coincidence in this world. What does exist is only the inevitable."

  20. emmahood31 emmahood31
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    I got $127 for my birthday and my birthday is 1-27!

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