Best Celeb Quotes Today

glitter162*

posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I feel like Justin Bieber is
on the Proactive commercials mainly to convince people he's h/it puberty.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Sorry Justin Timberlake
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
June 15, 2014 8:27pm UTC

Boys think girls are like books,
if the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Mom: You have to stop obsessing over all these celebrites and talking about how hot they are.
Me: okay. but first, i have to show you this picture of zac efron.
Mom: *looks at it* he's really hot.
what just happened?

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC

Look how they shine for you.

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC

I watch the night
turn light blue
but it's not the same
without you.

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glitter162*

posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they would both be called 'Taylor Lautner'.

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC

Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks
Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC

ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC

If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:57am UTC

“I've always
WANTED A LITTLE BROTHER
now,I've got four of them.”
- LIAM PAYNE

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone
I'll look at them shocked and just whisper quietly,
"You can see me...?"

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:09pm UTC

" Love me or hate me; both are in my favor.
Love me and I'll always be in your heart.
Hate me and I'll always be in your mind. "
-Marilyn Monroe

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cacti *
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 2:00pm UTC

*when my name's on a math problem*
whole class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

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Ashbeyou20
posted a quote
June 21, 2014 11:48am UTC

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you`re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldnt make a diffrence if you were there or not?

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Sara*
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 7:32am UTC

so yeah, this is how the world works

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bye*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC

dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 4:27am UTC

teacher: i’m gonna-
me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 12:03am UTC

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say
“wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and
“i feel like wearing boobs today”
or
“not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on”
and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
like this would honestly solve like 10 of my problems

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