Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Eli22b
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March 16, 2013 11:44am UTC

On a scale of Taylor Swift to Ke$ha,
how bad is my hair?
my quote

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bye*
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March 11, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I wonder how creative celebrities twitter passwords have to be like potatojuice05frenchfry1ladybug033nosetoe88

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Hari*
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April 13, 2013 2:43pm UTC

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I wish we would stop telling our kids theyre good at everything and allow them to fail sometimes.
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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

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bye*
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August 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES

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BravoSierra
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April 22, 2013 11:21pm UTC

me: Hey
some witty famous person: hi
me: okay, act cool
me: omg i can't believe you're actually talking to me your actually know i exist i love your quotes you're so pretty i hope we can be best friends i love your ok

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC

Isn't it weird
that we pay money to see other human beings?

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Lolsorue_girl
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March 5, 2013 11:19am UTC

Taylor: What time is it?
Harry: What time is it?
Taylor: stop copying me
Harry: stop copying me
Taylor: I love you !
Harry: it's 10:30

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capsized*
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March 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.
DONT YOU GET IT ?!
EASTON WEST
EAST AND WEST
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN ?!

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Fαy Στylες*
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April 15, 2013 11:23am UTC

"I'm not the girl that always has a boyfriend.
I am the girl that rarely has a boyfriend."
~ Taylor Swift
WTF?

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kaylagirl4298
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February 10, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Ed Sheeran didn't win a grammy...
Thanks Obama
*mean it as a joke*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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glitter162*
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May 4, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Imagine if you called a wrong
number and it ended up being a celebrity. "Mom?" "No, this is Taylor Swift."

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RingoStar
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April 23, 2013 5:28am UTC

Spongebob is going to get his drivers licence before Taylor Swift finds frue love...
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SuperNovaChic
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April 22, 2014 6:02pm UTC

“Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be?
Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'?
Not to me.” ― J.K. Rowling

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phee*
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April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC

i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

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Vic Fuentes*
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October 13, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepson's career in a graph
____/\_____________

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br0kenwings
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August 11, 2014 8:04pm UTC

"You’re only given one little spark of madness.
You mustn’t lose it."
ROBIN WILLIAMS [JULY 29th 1951 - AUGUST 11th 2014]
IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

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bye*
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May 1, 2013 5:55pm UTC

If I was a famous male actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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glitter162*
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July 26, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Kanye West naming his baby
North could only be topped if Drake Bell names his child Taco, or Larry King names his kid Burger, or if Holly hunter named her kid Deer.

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