Best Canada Quotes This Month

you_have_my_heart14
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July 1, 2013 11:33am UTC

what day is it today?
its Canada Day Eh!
Happy Canada Day to all the amazing Canadian people !

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pandaloversftw
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August 11, 2013 11:24pm UTC

Everyone should automatically love Canada because it is the nationality and birthplace of the heaven made Ryan Gosling.

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doublesidedice
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February 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Canada is now worried about American Zombies attacking them.
If that's their only worries then they have nothing to worry about. xD

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awesomeness...*
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June 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I HAVE A FEELING PEOPLE FROM CANADA THAT CAN SING GOOD ARE GONNA BE THE MOST AWESOMEST SUPERSTARS, THINK ABOUT IT..... JUSTIN BIEBER,MACKLEMORE.......

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icanttakeitanylonger
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November 26, 2013 1:44pm UTC

VANS WARPED TOUR
2014 US/CANADA DATES
199 days
June 14 Salt Lake City, UT
June 15 Denver, CO
June 17 Alburquerque, NM
June 18 Mesa, AZ
June 20 Pomona, CA
June 21 San Fransisco, CA
June 22 Ventura, CA
June 25 San Diego, CA
June 26 Las Vegas, NV
June 28 Seattle, WA
June 29 Portland, OR
July 2 St.Louis, MO
July 3 Indianapolis, IN
July 4 Toronto, ON
July 5 Montreal, QC
July 8 Darien Center, NY
July 9 Scranton, PA
July 10 Boston, MA
July 11 Camden, NJ
July 12 New York, NY
July 13 Hartford, CT
July 15 Pittsburgh, PA
July 16 Cincinnati, OH
July 17 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
July 18 Detroit, MI
July 19 Chicago, IL
July 20 Minneapolis, MN
July 22 Columbia, MD
July 23 Virginia Beach, VA
July 24 Atlanta, GA
July 25 St. Petersburg, FL
July 26 West Palm Beach, FL
July 27 Orlando, FL
July 28 Charlottle, NC
July 30 Milwaukee, Wi
July 31 Kansas City, KS
August 1 Dallas, TX
August 2 San Antonio, TX
August 3 Houston, TX

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98kitty98
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February 12, 2013 7:33pm UTC

*Sitting in class*
Friend:......and I can see her boobs
Me: What?
Friend: Her boobs, I see them.......I'm going to tell her
Me: Oh no
Friend:*Makes hand signals to pull up her shirt*
Her: What?.......oh *makes heart with hands*
Friend: No.....I can see your boobs
Her What?
Friend: Oh goodness...........*Yells* I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS FROM CANADA!!!!
Her: *slowly pulls up shirt*
Class: *Dies of laughter*

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demonnerd02
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February 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Girls: Look its Justin Bieber, lets follow him.
Guys: Look its Justin Bieber, lets kill him.
My entire school: Hey its the insult to Canada, a.k.a Justin Bieber, lets kill him.

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GO2HELL
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August 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I Really Hate when people say America is the fatest, laziest, stupid, and worst country in the world. Lets get things straight.
1. Mexico is the fatest country in the world.
2. CANADA is the laziest country in the world.
3. Ethiopia is the stupidest country in the world.
AND
4. Somalia And North Korea are the worst country's in the world.
Now don't get me wrong i would never say they are bad, i'll respect them even though they have bad standerds.
But please stop saying they are bad and if u wanna fight some more, you know what? IM PROUD TO BE A STUPID, FAT, LAZY, AMERICAN THAT LIVES IN THE WORST COUNTRY.
Low standards are everywhere, not just here.

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imperfectperson*
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January 3, 2017 8:58pm UTC

You know you're Canadian when you know more about hockey than your family history.

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IKnowWhoIAm
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August 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC

To him I'm a quick fix, he can come to when he has nothing better. He can flirt with no strings attached. He thinks he can use me like a tissue and I don't care. Try to touch me and me do nothing. To me he's a player and a jerk. To me he's a drug that stops my pain for a little while. He may say things that offend me but hes a charming snake and i cant help myself. He doesn't like me the way I used to want him to. He admitted it yet he still acts like he does.
I don't like some things about him yet I feel comfortable around him and I don't have to be someone else. He makes me hold on for hope but crushes them. He leads me on like I don't notice. To him I guess im not good enough not a size 0. To him I'm too modest too religious he isn't going to get what he wants. I don't like that to me he's a best friend and that we flirt but I know we won't date each other. I can't help I like him a little partly cause I'm lonely and he's the only one that shows me attention. I can't help I've had no experience with dating. All I know is he stops the bleeding of my love for a little while. Isn't a little bit of fake love better than none at all. They tell me I deserve better. Where can I find someone. I've looked. I've prayed. I'm still alone in a world full of guys. What alienates me from other girls? I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.

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Basketballer100
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April 13, 2013 6:14pm UTC

In Canada for the week!

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TheCovertComic
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March 27, 2021 5:56am UTC

Spontaneity is the province of youth – though I hear Saskatchewan is pretty swingin' too.

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