demonnerd02

Status: a smart hounorable gentlman with a wickedly cruel dark mind.

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For thoughs who cross the people I hold dearest to my heart, I shall make them wish they were never even a glimmer in their father's eyes.
But for thoughs who I hold dearest to my heart, I shall show them the very depths of my honour, loyalty, and kindness.

demonnerd02
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 6:45pm UTC

The great irony of science.
Its called the persut of knowledge,
but the more we learn the less we know.

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 7:57pm UTC

For something good to take place something bad has to occur in the first place.
But for something bad to take place something good has to occur in the first place.
—Me, my life experiences and what I have learnt in my life.

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC

10 ways to drive your teacher crazy
1.) Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that, say “what? Would you rather I lick your face?”
2.) Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “WE see you, everywhere you go”
3.) Bring a pillow to sleep on during class and "protend" to talk in your sleep
4.) In the middle of class go lie in the middle of the floor and say “help I've protended to fall down and am to lazy to get up”
5.) Tell your teacher that they look old and that they should retire
6.) When the principal speaks over the P.A system shout “I’M HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN”
7.) Constantly call your teacher mother (even if it’s a male)
8.) Start talking just as the teacher is about to speak
9.) Say “It's quiet, to quiet”,then start chanting “the clouds are evil” while rock back and forth in the fetal position when the class is silent
10.) If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, point your finger at them dramaticly, stare at them like your crazy and say “I will unleash the force of an 80 year old man apon you”

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:30pm UTC

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZed
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZed
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZed
I speak alfabetinese...
...can you?

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZed
...see even the alfabet swears...
...so why can't we in school?

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:19pm UTC

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTUV
WXYZed

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Unicorns still exist but they are big, grey, live in the ocean, and we call them NARWHALS!…
…on a unrelated topic anyone who hates NARWHALS is a terrorist…
…or they more likely just need their hatered stoned out of them.

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:20pm UTC

Socal Teacher: "If you want to pass my tests you will have to study."
Me: "That only counts if you can't pull 85's and 90's on a test with out studying? Right?"
Social Teacher: "That may be possible in your other classes, but not in my class."
Me: "Just watch me!"
(Our first test I got 95% without studying.)
Me: "I hate to say I told you so... ok... scratch that I totally want to, but I dont want detention so..."
True Story

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 11:33am UTC

Fact:
People with brown/hazel eyes are the most fun and happy. They kiss the best & love when not wanted; they always end up falling for people they haven't known long.They are the most hyper and crazy people, you can't do better than them.
Repost if you have brown/hazel eyes.
NMQ

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:29pm UTC

When sumeone starts talking to you and you dont care, hold out your hands and say...
YOU SEE THIS FUÇK, YOU SEE THIS FUÇK ............yaaa ...me neither !!!!!!!!!!

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Hurray
you are not an idiot
WHY?
1. you figured out how to read this quote.
2. you tried to read this quote.
*3. you figured it out without any help.
*only the best of the wittians got number 3*
NOW WHAT?
1. fave this quote.
2. comment and say, word for word "WE'RE WITTIANS. JOIN US."
WHY?
1. to freak people out.
2. to freak the confused out even more.
!CONGRADULATIONS YOU ARE NOW A TRUE WITTIAN!

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:13pm UTC

random kid: you're a idiot.
me: I'm toop of my class in science.
random kid: so you're still a idiot.
me: do you think scientists are smart?
random kid: ya.
me: ergo I'm smart.
random kid: ...
me: are you going to say something or are you going to keep standing there like the idiot you are?
random kid: ...
me: what ever, I'm going to class.
random kid: hey I'm not done talking to you.
me: well I'll stay if you have anything inteligent to say if not by.
random kid: (stands there giveing some serious thought to his next words)
me(sarcasticly) to my friends: is it just me do you smell smoke?
random kid: (just walks away)

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC

mornings
morning
mornin
morn
mor
mo
m
my
my e
my en
my ene
my enem
my enemy

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Girls: Look its Justin Bieber, lets follow him.
Guys: Look its Justin Bieber, lets kill him.
My entire school: Hey its the insult to Canada, a.k.a Justin Bieber, lets kill him.

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC

U.S.A: A big number 1.
The rest of the world: A big number.....2.
U.S.A: We're number 1, we're number 1.
The rest of the world: No your not, no you're not.

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demonnerd02
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Holy
poop
I
cant
belive
you
are
still
reading
this
your
life
must
be
realy
pathetic
either
that
or
only
a
wittyen
would
continue.

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