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10 ways to drive your teacher crazy
1.) Lick your text book in front of them, if they ask why you did that, say “what? Would you rather I lick your face?”
2.) Leave notes on your teachers desk saying “WE see you, everywhere you go”
3.) Bring a pillow to sleep on during class and "protend" to talk in your sleep
4.) In the middle of class go lie in the middle of the floor and say “help I've protended to fall down and am to lazy to get up”
5.) Tell your teacher that they look old and that they should retire
6.) When the principal speaks over the P.A system shout “I’M HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN”
7.) Constantly call your teacher mother (even if it’s a male)
8.) Start talking just as the teacher is about to speak
9.) Say “It's quiet, to quiet”,then start chanting “the clouds are evil” while rock back and forth in the fetal position when the class is silent
10.) If your teacher doesn’t let you do something, point your finger at them dramaticly, stare at them like your crazy and say “I will unleash the force of an 80 year old man apon you”

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