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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2021 5:56am UTC
    Spontaneity is the province of youth – though I hear Saskatchewan is pretty swingin' too.

  2. imperfectperson* imperfectperson*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2017 8:58pm UTC
    You know you're Canadian when you know more about hockey than your family history.

  3. icanttakeitanylonger icanttakeitanylonger
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    VANS WARPED TOUR
    2014 US/CANADA DATES
    199 days
    June 14 Salt Lake City, UT
    June 15 Denver, CO
    June 17 Alburquerque, NM
    June 18 Mesa, AZ
    June 20 Pomona, CA
    June 21 San Fransisco, CA
    June 22 Ventura, CA
    June 25 San Diego, CA
    June 26 Las Vegas, NV
    June 28 Seattle, WA
    June 29 Portland, OR
    July 2 St.Louis, MO
    July 3 Indianapolis, IN
    July 4 Toronto, ON
    July 5 Montreal, QC
    July 8 Darien Center, NY
    July 9 Scranton, PA
    July 10 Boston, MA
    July 11 Camden, NJ
    July 12 New York, NY
    July 13 Hartford, CT
    July 15 Pittsburgh, PA
    July 16 Cincinnati, OH
    July 17 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
    July 18 Detroit, MI
    July 19 Chicago, IL
    July 20 Minneapolis, MN
    July 22 Columbia, MD
    July 23 Virginia Beach, VA
    July 24 Atlanta, GA
    July 25 St. Petersburg, FL
    July 26 West Palm Beach, FL
    July 27 Orlando, FL
    July 28 Charlottle, NC
    July 30 Milwaukee, Wi
    July 31 Kansas City, KS
    August 1 Dallas, TX
    August 2 San Antonio, TX
    August 3 Houston, TX

  4. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
    after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
    its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
    wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
    makes friends with everyone easily.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:19am UTC
    This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10.10.1995.
    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 defrees to the south to avoid a collision.
    Americans: Reommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
    Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
    Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atalantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change our course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter measures will e undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call

  6. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 8:06am UTC
    I'm so bored
    Because the majority of people on Witty
    Live in the USA or Canada
    And they're at school
    And I live in London
    And school hasn't started yet
    And I'm so bored.

  7. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    soooo....
    does Canada have an amry,
    or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies??

  8. IKnowWhoIAm IKnowWhoIAm
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    To him I'm a quick fix, he can come to when he has nothing better. He can flirt with no strings attached. He thinks he can use me like a tissue and I don't care. Try to touch me and me do nothing. To me he's a player and a jerk. To me he's a drug that stops my pain for a little while. He may say things that offend me but hes a charming snake and i cant help myself. He doesn't like me the way I used to want him to. He admitted it yet he still acts like he does.
    I don't like some things about him yet I feel comfortable around him and I don't have to be someone else. He makes me hold on for hope but crushes them. He leads me on like I don't notice. To him I guess im not good enough not a size 0. To him I'm too modest too religious he isn't going to get what he wants. I don't like that to me he's a best friend and that we flirt but I know we won't date each other. I can't help I like him a little partly cause I'm lonely and he's the only one that shows me attention. I can't help I've had no experience with dating. All I know is he stops the bleeding of my love for a little while. Isn't a little bit of fake love better than none at all. They tell me I deserve better. Where can I find someone. I've looked. I've prayed. I'm still alone in a world full of guys. What alienates me from other girls? I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    My mom just came back from her trip to Canada.
    Do you know what she brought back for me?
    A 40 mL bottle of maple syrup

  10. coazy1 coazy1
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:06am UTC
    going to Canada in 5 days!

  11. GO2HELL GO2HELL
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I Really Hate when people say America is the fatest, laziest, stupid, and worst country in the world. Lets get things straight.
    1. Mexico is the fatest country in the world.
    2. CANADA is the laziest country in the world.
    3. Ethiopia is the stupidest country in the world.
    AND
    4. Somalia And North Korea are the worst country's in the world.
    Now don't get me wrong i would never say they are bad, i'll respect them even though they have bad standerds.
    But please stop saying they are bad and if u wanna fight some more, you know what? IM PROUD TO BE A STUPID, FAT, LAZY, AMERICAN THAT LIVES IN THE WORST COUNTRY.
    Low standards are everywhere, not just here.

  12. pandaloversftw pandaloversftw
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Everyone should automatically love Canada because it is the nationality and birthplace of the heaven made Ryan Gosling.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    I just realized that I'm almost at 100 followers.
    So, my loyal followers, I think we should do somthing. AND SINCE I AM YOUR RULER YOU MUST LISTEN.
    We should all just go to like Canada and eat Poutine.
    Ok?
    Let's do it.

  14. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:00am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I have one sock on.
    Stranger: I have no socks on.
    You: why?
    Stranger: im in my bed.
    You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
    Stranger: where do you live?
    You: Canada.
    Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!
    You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.
    Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.
    You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
    You have disconnected.

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
    10 million pounds
    1/3 of the government’s reserve
    like.
    how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup.
    where do you hide it.
    what would you even do with it

  16. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    did you know that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec?
    10 million pounds!!
    1/3 of the governmet's reserve.
    like how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup?? where do you hide it??
    what woukd you even do with it??
    but the one thing that i would like to know:
    why does the Canadian government even have a maple syrup reserve?!

  17. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:31am UTC
    *Canada Day*
    Witty: *nothing*
    *4th of July ('MURICA DAY)*
    Witty: *posts 86644237597g654uytui74534675877 quotes*
    Me: B-But... Canada is awesome

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Happy Canada d'eh

  19. you_have_my_heart14 you_have_my_heart14
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:33am UTC
    what day is it today?
    its Canada Day Eh!
    Happy Canada Day to all the amazing Canadian people !

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    New Zealand is basically
    Australia's Canada

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