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1. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC
   A new type of broom came
   out. It's sweeping the nation.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 136 points
2. DestinyCaribou
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC
   Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
   Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
   Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
   Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
   Brother: *Waddles away*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points
3. dolph*
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 1:36pm UTC
   Are you a Nimbus 2000?
   Because I wanna ride you.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
4. *blushes*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 6:43am UTC
   I'm taking dance lessons
   and the guy at the sign in reception said that either you invite a boy
   or you'll have to dance with a broom.
   I think I'll take Woody with me,
   so I have me personal broom
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
5. anime_lover
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   Did you hear about that Broom?
   Yeah, it's sweeping the nation
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
6. Vinita*
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 5:32pm UTC
   I was at this party once
   and my friend Ethan was like:
   Dance with this broom
   so I danced with the broom
   and i named it Andrew
   this is our secret ;)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

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