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Broom Quotes

DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC
Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:32pm UTC
I was at this party once
and my friend Ethan was like:
Dance with this broom
so I danced with the broom
and i named it Andrew
this is our secret ;)

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anime_lover
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:33pm UTC
Did you hear about that Broom?
Yeah, it's sweeping the nation

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC
A new type of broom came
out. It's sweeping the nation.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 6:43am UTC
I'm taking dance lessons
and the guy at the sign in reception said that either you invite a boy
or you'll have to dance with a broom.
I think I'll take Woody with me,
so I have me personal broom

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:36pm UTC
Are you a Nimbus 2000?
Because I wanna ride you.

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