Barney Quotes

naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:54pm UTC

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson

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Vinita*
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September 15, 2013 7:47pm UTC

i used to think that the people in Pokerface by Lady Gaga who sing the 'mumumumah' and 'she's got no love nobody' sound like Barney (yes,the purple dinosaur Barney)

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arcticweekend
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September 7, 2013 2:16pm UTC

She doesn't say 'I love you' like any normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile and say..
'you're an idiot.'
If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 7, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Once in a blue moon a casting director
finds the most perfectly
compatible actors to play as friends in
a tv show and one of these
miracles were the cast of
How I Met Your Mother
just god bless

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CharliesTheName
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July 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC

HIMYM
Barney: How are you gonna feel when one day Ted sees you without any makeup?
Robin: I'm not wearing makeup.....
Barney: Holy crap you're beautiful.

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Envelope24
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June 2, 2013 4:19pm UTC

I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.

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itskattysantos
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May 16, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Its going to be Legen... wait for it ... DARY!

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Jessica258
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April 28, 2013 3:07pm UTC

I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too!
We all know you sang this while reading it!

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barneylovesyou
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March 27, 2013 7:07pm UTC

COME CHAT BARNEY UP!!!! ;)

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HiMyNamesMary13579
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March 20, 2013 1:47am UTC

Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble.
Maybe I want the trouble.
I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time.
But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so...
TROUBLING

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LolaLori
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March 8, 2013 5:46pm UTC

It's all Barney's fault
he made me believe
if I loved you,
you'd love me

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mrshunterhayes
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February 15, 2013 8:37pm UTC

HOW DID BARNEY SURVIVE THE EXTINCTION?
Barney was working third shift at the donut factory when he got a phone call from his wife at home. She asked him to pick up eggs from the store. Before he left work he went to the bathroom. When he was about to leave he discovered that the bathroom door was locked. then: BANG BANG
Using his bone that he was saving for lunch, Barnye picked the lock. WOW he saw that everything was so beautiful. The sky was a pretty color. Then he saw that everyone he knew had died. he fell to the ground and started crying. Then he thought that his wife would want him to carry on with his life. So he stood up ans sang "I l love you, you love me, were a happy family". He then found his true passion. All his life he worked at the dounut factory, when really he always wanted to sing.
* This was on Yahoo Answers(WTF do they ask these days)

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