HOW DID BARNEY SURVIVE THE EXTINCTION?

Barney was working third shift at the donut factory when he got a phone call from his wife at home. She asked him to pick up eggs from the store. Before he left work he went to the bathroom. When he was about to leave he discovered that the bathroom door was locked. then: BANG BANG

Using his bone that he was saving for lunch, Barnye picked the lock. WOW he saw that everything was so beautiful. The sky was a pretty color. Then he saw that everyone he knew had died. he fell to the ground and started crying. Then he thought that his wife would want him to carry on with his life. So he stood up ans sang "I l love you, you love me, were a happy family". He then found his true passion. All his life he worked at the dounut factory, when really he always wanted to sing.







* This was on Yahoo Answers(WTF do they ask these days)