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Jessica258

Status: whore.

Member Since: 7 Sep 2012 11:27am

Last Seen: 21 Aug 2013 01:53pm

Location: michigan b/tch

Gender: F

user id: 329607

47 Quotes
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  1. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    When parents think that calling you "lazy" is going to motivate you.
    like lol no.

  2. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    So he liked my Instagram photo.
    I guess things are getting pretty serious.

  3. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    I am a girl.
    I don't smoke, drink or party every week end. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes,we do still exist. btw

  4. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    WHO HAS AN INSTAGRAM?

  5. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    *Yesterday at 2:28 AM when I heard my phone vibrate*
    The boy I like: Are you still awake?
    Me: *Wakes up* *throws pillow* ,*falls off my bed* ,*has heart attack*
    Me:Yes

  6. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    What if crazy Steve killed drake and josh and their family, and kidnapped Megan, moved to a different city, forced to call herself Carly, pretended he was her older brother, and renamed himself spencer?

  7. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Is being ignored a hobby?
    |

  8. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I love you You love me
    We're a happy family
    With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
    Won't you say you love me too
    I love you You love me
    We're best friends like friends should be
    With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
    Won't you say you love me too!
    We all know you sang this while reading it!

  9. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    DO YOU LIKE TAPES AND CD'S?
    CAUSE IMA TAPE MY D*CK TO YOUR FOREHEAD SO CAN CD'S NUTS !
    Me: *dead*

  10. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Why is more better than less ?
    More is better than less because if there's more less stuff, then you might want to have some more. But then,your parents won't let you because there's only a little. If you really like something, you'll want more of it. We want more,We want more, Like, you really like it, ya want more.

  11. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    AWH, HOW CUTE <3
    Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millons of dollars. Is there anything you want? I'll give you anything you want.
    Drake's Grandma: You have million dollars?!
    Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
    Drake's Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.

  12. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    she gotta big booty so i called her big booty. ;D

  13. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:49am UTC
    *What me and my best friend do in class*
    Me: *throws skittles*
    Me: HERE TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
    Bestfriend: *throws m&ms at me*
    Bestfriend: I'M NOT AFRAID!!
    Teacher: Get out both of you.
    ^true story^

  14. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Bucket List #1
    Meet Zac Efron <3

  15. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I'm going to go stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding
    nmq,

  16. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    hmu anyone..

  17. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    - Dr. Seuss

  18. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Comment your birthdayy & see whos your twinn.
    My birthday, March 22

  19. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    stop editing ya'lls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.

  20. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, its happiness. If it comes from the left eye its pain.♥

:)

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