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  1. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    likee for a truthh iss..

  2. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Are you a keyboard? ;)
    cause your're my type!

  3. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    December 19, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    fafave for a rate?:)

  4. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    November 3, 2012 11:22am UTC
    mom + dad - condom = the beautifulest girl in the world.

  5. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Drake & Josh
    Josh : This is the worst birthday ever.
    Drake: Why cause you ran over Oprah.
    Josh : No cause it's a little humid.
    Josh : YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
    funniest show ever . ^

  6. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 27, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Mom : Why is your room so messy?
    Me : If someone comes in and tries to kill me , they'll trip over something and probably die.

  7. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 22, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    me hearing a ambulance *
    me : who died ?

  8. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your laughing so hard, no noise comes out,so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

  9. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    *me talking to a really attractive person *
    Attractive person: Hi!
    Me:Is this some kind of sick joke?

  10. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    So , i heard you like bad boys.
    Yeah , so ?
    Well , not to brag ,but one time The Teacher said ''Raise your hand if you know the answer''.
    I knew the answer.
    No But i didnt raise my hand.

  11. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1751
    Admit it,at some point in your life,you have tired to fly.
    lolsotrue.com

  12. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 13, 2012 10:05am UTC
    iii hhateee ppeeopleee wwhho tttyypppeee lliiikeeeee thhhiiiissssssssssss (n).

  13. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 6, 2012 10:24am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 5, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Like for a truth is?!
    doing all *

  15. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    teenager post #6590♥
    you said it was a
    long story,but you
    told me and it
    took about 10
    seconds.
    nmq/nmf

  16. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    October 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    I get awkward when someone
    compliments me and I dont
    know what to say.
    Them : you look pretty today.
    Me : Happy Birthday.

  17. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    September 30, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Dont wake me up unless :
    -the house is on fire.
    -there is a medical emegency.
    -you have food for me.
    otherwise,google your problem.

  18. Jessica258 Jessica258
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    September 29, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Relateable Post #2002
    I dont know whats more awkward. answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you.

  19. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Me:
    sitting here with my cat and grandma #foreveralone Like • Comment • 1 hour ago
    · 0 people like this
    My Grandma
    your not forever alone you have me !
    25 minutes ago · Like · 1 people like this

  20. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    & who else still remembers Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez ?

:)

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