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Jessica258

1. Jessica258
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   August 21, 2013 1:59pm UTC
   When parents think that calling you "lazy" is going to motivate you.
   like lol no.
   
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2. Jessica258
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   July 2, 2013 5:57pm UTC
   So he liked my Instagram photo.
   I guess things are getting pretty serious.
   
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3. Jessica258
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   June 29, 2013 5:16pm UTC
   I am a girl.
   I don't smoke, drink or party every week end. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes,we do still exist. btw
   
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4. Jessica258
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   June 29, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   WHO HAS AN INSTAGRAM?
   
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5. Jessica258
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   June 27, 2013 5:18pm UTC
   *Yesterday at 2:28 AM when I heard my phone vibrate*
   The boy I like: Are you still awake?
   Me: *Wakes up* *throws pillow* ,*falls off my bed* ,*has heart attack*
   Me:Yes
   
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6. Jessica258
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   May 26, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   What if crazy Steve killed drake and josh and their family, and kidnapped Megan, moved to a different city, forced to call herself Carly, pretended he was her older brother, and renamed himself spencer?
   
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7. Jessica258
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   May 8, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   Is being ignored a hobby?
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8. Jessica258
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   April 28, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   I love you You love me
   We're a happy family
   With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
   Won't you say you love me too
   I love you You love me
   We're best friends like friends should be
   With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
   Won't you say you love me too!
   We all know you sang this while reading it!
   
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9. Jessica258
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   April 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC
   DO YOU LIKE TAPES AND CD'S?
   CAUSE IMA TAPE MY D*CK TO YOUR FOREHEAD SO CAN CD'S NUTS !
   Me: *dead*
   
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10. Jessica258
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    April 13, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Why is more better than less ?
    More is better than less because if there's more less stuff, then you might want to have some more. But then,your parents won't let you because there's only a little. If you really like something, you'll want more of it. We want more,We want more, Like, you really like it, ya want more.
    
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11. Jessica258
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    April 3, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    AWH, HOW CUTE <3
    Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millons of dollars. Is there anything you want? I'll give you anything you want.
    Drake's Grandma: You have million dollars?!
    Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
    Drake's Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.
    
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12. Jessica258
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    April 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    she gotta big booty so i called her big booty. ;D
    
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13. Jessica258
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    March 31, 2013 11:49am UTC
    *What me and my best friend do in class*
    Me: *throws skittles*
    Me: HERE TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
    Bestfriend: *throws m&ms at me*
    Bestfriend: I'M NOT AFRAID!!
    Teacher: Get out both of you.
    ^true story^
    
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14. Jessica258
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    March 31, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Bucket List #1
    Meet Zac Efron <3
    
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15. Jessica258
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    March 30, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I'm going to go stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding
    nmq,
    
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16. Jessica258
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    March 29, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    hmu anyone..
    
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17. Jessica258
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    March 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    - Dr. Seuss
    
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18. Jessica258
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    March 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Comment your birthdayy & see whos your twinn.
    My birthday, March 22
    
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19. Jessica258
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    March 9, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    stop editing ya'lls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person.
    
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20. Jessica258
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    March 9, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, its happiness. If it comes from the left eye its pain.♥
    
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