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Best Aliens Quotes This Month

  1. _livelife _livelife
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Aliens don't always invade the world,
    But when they do, they start with the USA.

  2. PerfectlyRandom PerfectlyRandom
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    What if Aliens have been trying to contact us through the internet, but "Are you human?" filters keep them out?

  3. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Apocolypse 3030
    Chapter 2
    Alex is ashamed of himself. He had blindly followed his leader's orders to possibly EXECUTE his own sister! He instantly presses a green, glowing button and soon enough, Addison calms down. The torture is over. Alex paces up and down the room, in a dilemma of what to do next: Should he go against his own race, the 'genere alteratur'? Or should he go against his own sister, his own flesh and blood? After much brooding and pacing with his strong legs, Alex makes up his mind. He confront Dux and ask him about his motives and decide what to do from there. "Why does this have to involve me, and my parents?", Alex wonders to himself. He looks back at the screen, that still showed images from Addison's brain. He browses through them again until he sees something that catches his attention. A picture of their old kitchen and Alex, about Addison's age then, looking scared stiff. That gets him thinking back, back to the most terrorizing moment of his life.
    *Flashback*
    Alex stood on top the footprint-analyzing staircase in their home. He had never really understood WHY the staircase had to analyze footprints, but he was soon to find out. He deactivated the feature and walked down; it had never been able to recognize his genetically different footprints. He strode over to the kitchen, where he expected the robotic arm to serve breakfast like it always did. But for some reason, he could not move from the threshold of the room. The robotic arm was clutching onto his mother's neck. His father lay motionless in the corner, his eyes staring at nothing. Alex turned his head to the other side of the room where Addison, only seven at the time, stood shocked, eyes wide with fear. Standing next to the murderous mechanical member was a man, holding a remote in his hand. He was covered completely with protective armor other than his face. Alex noticed at once that this man was incredibly handsome and recognized him immediately as another 'genere alteratur'. He tried to scream out and break through the invisible barrier holding him back, but to no avail. Within ten seconds, his mother was lying limp on the ground as well, the arm was functioning normally again, as if nothing had happened and the man shimmered slightly and disappeared, but not before saying something to Alex,"We're waiting for you."
    That was how he met Dux.
    *Flashback over*
    Alex stands up and walks to the door.
    Sorry this chapters small D: i promise the next one will be big c:
    Anyways...I hope u like it! Dont ask me where this story's leading to :P

  4. xLoveGabriellax xLoveGabriellax
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
    Alien 2: Yes, but they named it Dubsteb.
    Alien 2: and they dance to it...

  5. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    *Me listening to the Framing Hanley cover of Lollipop*
    Me:
    Me:
    Nixon:
    World:
    Martians:
    Me: I heard a pretend rapper tried and failed to cover this.

  6. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Does anybody know when is the next "End of the World"?

  7. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    i think i've been watching too much sci-fi lately. because now every little sound is probably a fishhead alien ready to tear me to pieces or recruit me as an alien slave or take over my planet or something along those lines and what's worse is that i'm only a weak, little human, i mean, i'm not even armed. which is probably for the best.
    .

  8. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2015 4:45am UTC
    ME: *posts on facebook*ME: ah nobody cares what I postME: *gets more than 15 likes*ME: omg omg people do cares!ME: wait maybe my fb is drunk...ME: or maybe my fb friends are being abducted by aliens and now the aliens are using their accounts!!!

  9. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Truth 8#: what to do if your brother's a robber.
    tell him to either do something better with your time or get him to steal an alien spaceship from area 51!!!!

  10. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:53am UTC
    When you watch an alien movie and
    Start wearing tin foil hats

  11. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    I believed in aliens

  12. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Just so you all know, I am the strangest possible human being you will ever meet....

  13. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:00am UTC
    In movies, aliens have powers and can move things with their minds and stuff.
    But, of all the planets
    Why do we have to be the planet without super powers?

  14. Red dragon* Red dragon*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    you can always trust aliens when they say "we come in peace"

  15. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2016 3:17am UTC
    "When the grey aliens take over the earth, I'll be too busy
    celebrating the new year. "Happy New Year!"
    ~derekajames

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