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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2016 7:30am UTC
    Some people say Earth is visited
    by aliens who choose to remain in secret. If it’s true, what could they want? Certainly, they must be so technologically superior to us that they can’t possibly need anything technological from us. If they need resources (some say they’re after gold or water), wouldn’t they just take those resources? It’s not as if we could resist them, so why do they hide?
    I have a hypothesis.
    There is something we have that they don’t have that would require their remaining hidden in order to get. That thing is our culture. They’re observing our art, our music, our mistakes, our wars, and our silly little sciences struggling to understand the universe. They enjoy watching us in our wild, undisturbed, primitive state. They see our highest technology and think, “Isn’t that cute. Look what they think they invented.” They take deep breaths of our pollution and it makes them feel rustic and quaint.
    Were they to reveal themselves
    to us, they would infect our culture with their culture, and we would no longer be wild. We would no longer be natural. Everything alien would become the latest fad. Our music would start to sound more like theirs. Our TV would tell alien gossip. Our schools would teach their math and languages. The more we became like them, the less entertaining we would be for them. That is why they hide. Earth is a wildlife preserve for aliens. They come here to get back to nature, as we go to the park to watch the squirrels.
    Aliens
    Squirrels
    quote and format by Raxin

  2. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2016 3:17am UTC
    "When the grey aliens take over the earth, I'll be too busy
    celebrating the new year. "Happy New Year!"
    ~derekajames

  3. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2015 4:45am UTC
    ME: *posts on facebook*ME: ah nobody cares what I postME: *gets more than 15 likes*ME: omg omg people do cares!ME: wait maybe my fb is drunk...ME: or maybe my fb friends are being abducted by aliens and now the aliens are using their accounts!!!

  4. Red dragon* Red dragon*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    you can always trust aliens when they say "we come in peace"

  5. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    i think i've been watching too much sci-fi lately. because now every little sound is probably a fishhead alien ready to tear me to pieces or recruit me as an alien slave or take over my planet or something along those lines and what's worse is that i'm only a weak, little human, i mean, i'm not even armed. which is probably for the best.
    .

  6. BryonyTheGreat BryonyTheGreat
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Either we are alone in this universe or we are not,
    both are equally terrifying.

  7. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    I believed in aliens

  8. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop,
    who would they think is in charge?

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    We have stereotypes for aliens
    We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about.
    Just let that sink in.

  10. Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    iPod: 20% batter
    Me: *Sprints for charger*
    Me: *comesback*
    iPod: *died while I was getting my charger*
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was too late, he was a good iPod. He will be missed.
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Cat:
    Fish:
    Danny Worsnop:
    Aliens:
    Russia:
    Me: Ohai it's charged again, jk c:

  11. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Me: Wahoo! someone favorited my quote!
    Other people: WTF!? Only 268 people favorited this!?

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I wonder if aliens believe in humans

  13. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    According to Nasa ,outer space smells similar to
    fried steak and hot metal.
    So it is possible that somewhere in the endless
    universe there is a huge grill-planet that aliens
    can have fun and relax while eating steak and
    ssh/t and we are not even invited...

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 4:27am UTC
    Dude, like what if aliens
    could morph into anyone they wanted?
    Like, what if there was tons of them
    that came to Earth, morphed into
    important people from every country
    (ie; Obama, the queen, etc.),
    vaporized the real people,
    and took over their lives?
    Like, the world could currently be ran
    by aliens and we wouldn't even know it.
    hah. this is probably really stupid, and I'll probably delete it in the morning; but at 4am this is some pretty mindblowing sh.t.

  15. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. sh/t like this is why aliens fly straight past us

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    Stranger: Chiiiickkkk, eiiighteeennnn, USSSAAAAA.
    Stranger: U????? ???? ??
    You: Aliiieeennnnn, 287, Marrrrsssssss.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  17. Unknown_Person Unknown_Person
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:28pm UTC
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    Welcome to Earth! \(^-^)/
    (nmq, well, sorta my quote x'3 )

  18. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    pros and cons of being an astronaut
    Pros:
    -get to go to space
    -floating in zero gravity
    -bitchln' view of earth
    -moon golf
    -kids will look up to me
    -aliens?
    -get to tell people, ''Im an astronaut''
    -be a national hero
    cons:
    -no wifi
    ...I'm sorry mom, I can't be an astronaut.

  19. _livelife _livelife
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    Aliens don't always invade the world,
    But when they do, they start with the USA.

  20. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    *My Friend and I's Conversation Over Chat*
    Friend: I must go, I'll talk to you tomorrow or text or whatever, idk
    Me: Does your planet need you?
    Friend: Yes, yes it does
    Me: Okay, bye then.
    Friend: Byeeeee
    Me: Goodluck buddy.
    Friend: Thank you
    Me: You kick those alien as.ses gurl, don't let no body take yo' planet!
    Friend: XD

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