ME: *posts
on facebook*
ME:
ah nobody
cares
what
I post
ME:
*gets
more
than
15 likes*
ME: omg
omg people
do cares!
ME:
wait
maybe
my fb
is drunk...
ME: or
maybe
my fb
friends
are being
abducted
by aliens
and now
the aliens
are using
their
accounts!!!