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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:42am UTC
    Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
    Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
    Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars.Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
    Drake’s Grandma:You have a million dollars?!!
    Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
    Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    My dad: So I'm thinking about buying you
    some crocs

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    why am i not a butterfly
    i wanna fly into everyones face and annoy them but they can't get mad
    because im so pretty

  5. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Eight
    "Are you done yet?" Noah grumbled from outside the door for what felt like the hundreth time that hour.
    And yes, my fixation took about an hour.
    Who knows, I lost track of time after the first five minutes.
    "No, now shut it," Delilah snapped, looking irratated that she was hearing
    the same question as a few minutes ago.
    She had just put on yet another outfit on me that she had put together with the clothes
    from her closet.
    Most of her clothing had fit me, seeing as she was pretty tall for her age.
    She looked over my whole body once, and I was enormously relieved to
    find her smiling in approvement at what she had put on me. "This looks really good.
    Of course though, we're gonna have to go shopping to fill up your closet with
    some cute stuff. You can't just wear something cute one day."
    I shrugged, honestly not caring how I looked at school, as always.
    But yet, after the young girl had spun me around and towards the
    mirror to look at myself for the first time, I gasped at what I found.
    I couldn't lie, the girl was good.
    What I wore was honestly rather simple, yet still stunning.
    Especially compared to the sweatpants and baggy t-shirts I usually wore.
    I now wore a flowy white tank top, which showed off my surprisingly
    nice curves since it was tucked into some ripped light skinny jeans, which also showed off some fit legs I never took notice of before.
    To complete the look, i wore a golden charm necklace that hung low,
    and some gladiator sandals.
    On top of that, Delilah had applied some makeup on my face, simple things
    like mascara, lip gloss, blush, etc. Though in conclusion, it gave off
    the natural makeup look. My dark brown hair cascaded in waves over my shoulders
    and down my back. It almost went down to my waist,
    surprising me since I usually wore it in a ponytail, so I hadn't known it was this long.
    All in all though, I felt so pretty right then-- something i hadn't felt in a bit. After everything in my life went downhill, I stopped trying.
    "Okay, now I'm done!"
    "Finally," Noah grumbled from outside, his voice muffled. He opened the door, sauntering in.
    And then he froze.
    _________________________________________
    Oh Noah boy, what shall you say in the next chapter?
    Oh and , I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified.
    Sorry guys. :(

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 2:50am UTC
    remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

  7. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:39am UTC
    If age is 'just a number'
    then why isn't weight 'just a number'

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 9:05am UTC
    "Do you regret it?" Yes
    "Would you do it again?" Probably

  9. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    TYPE RE< Read more: http://xrawrxitsxjessxx-layouts.
    Am I the only white girl
    who has
    those spurs of time
    when they think
    they can be ghetto?

  10. illusi0n✖️* illusi0n✖️*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 10:44am UTC
    "destroy what destroys you"
    they say,
    but they get mad
    when you destroy yourself.
    (bm)

  11. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 2:40am UTC
    parents: "High school was the best time of my life"
    me:

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Beware -*rant*
    You have no idea how tired I am of seeing all these
    complaints about witty put into quotes. And I know
    that this isn't my first quote about the topic, and it
    s*cks because I haven't made a quote for a while
    and this is what it has to be? I know, witty has
    changed. But complaining about it over and over
    again won't solve anything, okay? yes, quotes have
    less favorites than they did some time ago, but
    that doesn't mean that witty is totally empty, we're
    still here, aren't we? I understand also that we've
    lost some old famous wittians, like jimmy who
    just hasen't had the time to come on or who knows
    what, and she's not the only one. But it's the same
    thing with that aswell, don't complain. Because It's
    not going to make them come back anyways. Wittians
    will always come and go, it's just how it is. I highly
    doubt that witty will die off for good. So please, just..
    stop? And something else I want to bring up is that
    maybe you guys don't realize that some things you
    say can be hurtful towards newer wittians, you know,
    the ones who weren't here when top quotes had around
    1,000 favorites? or whatever it was. Have you ever thought
    that it could play a role in why we don't have as many
    users as we used to? So next time you go to make a
    complaint quote, maybe you could think about it just a
    little more carefully? Because witty will be here for a long
    time, change just happens.
    And remember- not every witty famous person jocks.

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    ok. whats with this smile thing that pops up when i like a quote? its starting to creep me out. is it taking pictures of me?????

  14. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    my love for you was bulletproof but your the one
    that shot me. ♥

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    followme(:
    It's like I'm fine when people are around me, and I seem happy. But when I'm alone I completely break down. And sometimes I dont even know the reason why

  16. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    http://www.letsgetfreestuff.com/death_date.html
    This tell you how you die! Omg this is SO scary!

  17. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Seriously.
    I dont mean anything to you anymore
    do I?
    but the real question is did i ever?

  18. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    do you ever just get mad cause you're spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you're just kind of there

  19. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Okay .
    We are young.
    These are the years that if we were to do things that were rebelious now would be the time.
    Yet , these things are frowned upon.However , we only have a few years of youth .
    Years we could never get back. It's our choice wether to be frowned upon , or live a boring life.The situation is quite contradictionary.

  20. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    You tell people you're ok
    and they believe it
    Oblivious to your pain
    until they are dressed in all black
    standing in the rain

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