Best Accident Quotes Ever

theonlyniceboy
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:54am UTC

The worst feeling in the world
Knowing you can't make up for missed time

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boobahdinky
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

You must have been born on
the highway becuase thats
where most accidents happen.

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Popstar949
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 1:54am UTC

I was in a car crash today. I was with my boyfriend and his brother was driving. The car flipped upside down, we all made it out unharmed. None of us were wearing seat belts. Someone up there must like us.

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Kingforlife97
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:22pm UTC

The pickle jar accident (4/3/2013)
Me: *Tries to open pickle jar*(Does not open)
Me: *Tries to open again but alot of effort* (Does not open)
Me:(getting p!ssed) -_-...
Me:*Uses all might*AGHHH
Pickle jar:*cap plops up into my hand*
Me:YES :D
Me:*turns around to get some pop*
Me:*hits pickle jar with arm on accident*
Pickle jar:*spills all over with pickles and glass broken*
Me:HUGHHH -_-
*Door opens,*Friend walks in and steps in the pickles*
Me:(in the middle of rage) *throws pickle jar cap foward hard >:l*
Jacob(friend):*pickle jar cap hits him in face*
Jacob:DUDE WDF?!?
Me: :O.......................... *burst out laughing after like 2 mins.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC

If you have your license, listen
the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?
I have had my car for three days,
and I have already been ran off the
road because some ignorant p.rick
couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
sign. I was inches from wrecking into
the a.sshole, and the only thing that
prevented it was driving into a ditch.
Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
was pulling out of a house at the top
of this hill. He clearly could have seen
us (my sister and I) coming while he
was going down said hill (the stop sign
being at the bottom.) We both were
getting closer to the point where the
road on the hill meets the road we were
on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
because I just don't trust people and
I'm always paranoid someone is going
to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
to brush off the nerves because he had
a stop sign so we had nothing to worry
about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
drives in front of us. Slamming on the
breaks wasn't that effective so we had
to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
this moron. The amount of rage that
went through me was unbelievable,
I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
ditch as soon as possible and run
the f.ucker down.
Again, stop signs are there for
a good f.ucking reason.

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LoveBeingYou
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I really messed up.
Yesterday my crush asked me to work with him on the work we were assigned to do. I know, it's dumb, but I was so shocked that I just sat there staring down at the table. I was just thinking, "wait, what? He wants to work with me?" I pretty much just froze. After a few seconds I'm guessing he got embarassed because he just slowly walked away. Now he probably thinks I hate him. :( What should I do?
nmf

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fakeasmilelikeitsokay
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:28am UTC

I tried to help
but it only made it worse
you told me you were fine
but I could see it in your eyes
the sadness
the depression
your broken heart
I didn't mean to hurt you
I wanted to make things better
for you
for me
for us
but you didn't want the help
well now you hate me
but maybe I deserve that
I'm sorry.
-h.c.

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rooftops*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:38am UTC

part of me
wants to die tonight
part of me
wants it to be an accident
and part of me
wants somebody to notice
and stop me

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GodsGurllyyGurl
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 1:10am UTC

I screw everything up.
I really don't mean to.
I'm sorry...

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 11:25pm UTC

the other day my boyfriend flipped
my ranger. so I have a bruised collarbone
and across my legs because of the seatbelt.
this is not the first bruise I've gotten since I've
been with him. it's sad when you have to swear
to people that your boyfriend isn't hurting you,
and you're just two really clumsy people that
the universe hates.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Awakwadly touching someone's butt by accident,
Happens All the
Fcking time
\(O_O)/

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 7:06am UTC

please i watch CSI i could make you death look
like an accident

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
October 3, 2014 11:01am UTC

Today me and my sister almost got into a car accident on our way to school. We ended up hydroplaning. We are both okay though.I just want to say THANK YOU to our big brother for looking over us and keeping us safe!!! We love you so much!!

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Hellacute
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Professor: nice to meet you Robin, I'm the professor
Bubbles: he made us in his laboratory by accident
Robin: it's okay, professor. I was an accident too.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC

"Just forget it, You'll be happier."
Please, tell me how to "forget" it.
How to let it all go,
When it's the only thing keeping me alive?
When it's the only thing keeping me moving?
When it's the only thing I think about?
Tell me,
How am I suppose to forget it?

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:37pm UTC

Imagine getting a tattoo and hearing the tattoo artist going like "oops."

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 4, 2014 8:09pm UTC

so, I almost died tonight. I don't think
I would have been too disappointed about
it, though. everyone else was freaking out,
and I'm just kinda p.issed that I still have to
deal with all this bulls.hit. I could have at
least gotten hurt enough to miss school
for the next few days.

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soccerboy14
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 11:26pm UTC

Is it still an "accident" if you crash on purpose.

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crimson24
posted a quote
March 16, 2019 1:24pm UTC

i never scream. but i did, high and loud. what have i done. i am a monster.

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maddiepoytress
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:19am UTC

♥I'm accidentally in love♥

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