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  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2019 1:24pm UTC
    i never scream. but i did, high and loud. what have i done. i am a monster.

  2. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2015 9:09am UTC
    CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a
    bike is an accident!

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2015 9:41pm UTC
    If I ever get into an accident and crack my head open and I end up with a scar on my forehead then I'm changing my name to Harriet Potter.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    so, I almost died tonight. I don't think
    I would have been too disappointed about
    it, though. everyone else was freaking out,
    and I'm just kinda p.issed that I still have to
    deal with all this bulls.hit. I could have at
    least gotten hurt enough to miss school
    for the next few days.

  5. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 11:01am UTC
    Today me and my sister almost got into a car accident on our way to school. We ended up hydroplaning. We are both okay though.I just want to say THANK YOU to our big brother for looking over us and keeping us safe!!! We love you so much!!

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    the other day my boyfriend flipped
    my ranger. so I have a bruised collarbone
    and across my legs because of the seatbelt.
    this is not the first bruise I've gotten since I've
    been with him. it's sad when you have to swear
    to people that your boyfriend isn't hurting you,
    and you're just two really clumsy people that
    the universe hates.

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Imagine getting a tattoo and hearing the tattoo artist going like "oops."

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    If you have your license, listen
    the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
    THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?
    I have had my car for three days,
    and I have already been ran off the
    road because some ignorant p.rick
    couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
    sign. I was inches from wrecking into
    the a.sshole, and the only thing that
    prevented it was driving into a ditch.
    Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
    was pulling out of a house at the top
    of this hill. He clearly could have seen
    us (my sister and I) coming while he
    was going down said hill (the stop sign
    being at the bottom.) We both were
    getting closer to the point where the
    road on the hill meets the road we were
    on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
    because I just don't trust people and
    I'm always paranoid someone is going
    to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
    to brush off the nerves because he had
    a stop sign so we had nothing to worry
    about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
    drives in front of us. Slamming on the
    breaks wasn't that effective so we had
    to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
    this moron. The amount of rage that
    went through me was unbelievable,
    I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
    ditch as soon as possible and run
    the f.ucker down.
    Again, stop signs are there for
    a good f.ucking reason.

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    When you tell the truths
    to so many people, that you want
    them to accept for who you are or
    you just want to talk to them. All they
    do is just block you on everything and lies to you
    about everything for making you to believe
    what they are saying. Then all of these things
    get into your head asking yourself "Why am
    i so worthless that im not good enough to be
    like by them." This been happening to me to a lot of people.
    So i thought in my mind that i wanted
    to do someting to myself.
    3 hours ago
    I got into really bad car accident that I drove
    way too fast for the condition. The road were
    pretty snowy outside with about roughly 20 mph
    wind. There wasnt any cars around. I driving around
    55 mph. I lost control of the car about 400 feets then
    started flipped over twice and landed on the tires
    with the back window is missing, the hood is
    bent a lot and multiple pieces of the car were torn off.
    The reason I did it because i wanted to kill myself or hurt myself.
    I was put into Emergency Room with no injuries. So i failed at it.

  10. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident

  11. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    When i was 8 years old i feared heights.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were underneath my bed.
    When i was 8 years old i hated blood.
    I was scared i needed to go to hospital.
    When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents.
    I was scared they would take away my toys.
    When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge.
    By accident.
    When i was 14 years old i feared life.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were in my head.
    When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals.
    I was scared they would send me away.
    When i was 14 years old i despised my parents.
    I was scared of what they put me through.
    when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge.
    On purpose.
    -TR

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    dylan sprouse
    -doesnt like taylor swift
    -nudes got leaked and he didn’t deny it
    -doesn’t do meth
    [accidentally joins the dylan sprouse fandom]

  13. gingernutter∞ * gingernutter∞ *
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Oops. I think I may love you. Wow, didn't plan this one. Well. This is awkward...

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    So for an English assignment due today, we had to write a one page story. I accidentally wrote seven.
    Seven.
    Seven.

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:49am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I hope it was an accident.
    I really hope it was,
    but I can't ask you
    because you're gone
    and no one was with you.
    And there was no note.

  17. Hellacute Hellacute
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Professor: nice to meet you Robin, I'm the professor
    Bubbles: he made us in his laboratory by accident
    Robin: it's okay, professor. I was an accident too.

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    *Accidentally loves band members more than own friends and family*

  19. miss_witty_girl miss_witty_girl
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Phone falls out pocket..
    Phone gets hit by a car..
    Phone still lives but a cracked screen..
    Wow my phones a survivor.

  20. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:03am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're deep in
    thought. Then 3 minutes
    later you realize that
    you've been staring
    directly at someone.

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