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Kingforlife97

1. Kingforlife97
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 8:22pm UTC
   The pickle jar accident (4/3/2013)
   Me: *Tries to open pickle jar*(Does not open)
   Me: *Tries to open again but alot of effort* (Does not open)
   Me:(getting p!ssed) -_-...
   Me:*Uses all might*AGHHH
   Pickle jar:*cap plops up into my hand*
   Me:YES :D
   Me:*turns around to get some pop*
   Me:*hits pickle jar with arm on accident*
   Pickle jar:*spills all over with pickles and glass broken*
   Me:HUGHHH -_-
   *Door opens,*Friend walks in and steps in the pickles*
   Me:(in the middle of rage) *throws pickle jar cap foward hard >:l*
   Jacob(friend):*pickle jar cap hits him in face*
   Jacob:DUDE WDF?!?
   Me: :O.......................... *burst out laughing after like 2 mins.
   
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2. Kingforlife97
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   A STRONG person stands up for them selfs...
   A STRONGER person stands up for others.
   ~Kingforlife97~
   
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3. Kingforlife97
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   ~LIFE~ Life is like a roller coaster. It has it's ups and downs,rough turns,and crying moments...but it can also have it's smooth and steady courses.
   ..But sooner or later it goes slower..and slower....and slower......till it finally comes to a complete stop,and ends
   ~Kingforlife97~
   
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4. Kingforlife97
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   March 25, 2013 5:35pm UTC
   Sadness is just like wounds.They heal esept with happiness.
   ~Kingforlife97~
   
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5. Kingforlife97
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 4:48pm UTC
   A GOOD friend does anything for you.......
   A GREAT friend sacrifices for you.
   ~Kingforlife97-
   
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