Best Accident Quotes This Month

josie*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC

When i was 8 years old i feared heights.
I was scared that i would fall.
When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters.
I was scared they were underneath my bed.
When i was 8 years old i hated blood.
I was scared i needed to go to hospital.
When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents.
I was scared they would take away my toys.
When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge.
By accident.
When i was 14 years old i feared life.
I was scared that i would fall.
When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters.
I was scared they were in my head.
When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals.
I was scared they would send me away.
When i was 14 years old i despised my parents.
I was scared of what they put me through.
when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge.
On purpose.
-TR

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^_^*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 3:27pm UTC

when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 12:28pm UTC

So for an English assignment due today, we had to write a one page story. I accidentally wrote seven.
Seven.
Seven.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 9:21pm UTC

We have to email our essays to my english teacher.
And I may or may not have emailed her a picture of my cat as well.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:42pm UTC

*Accidentally loves band members more than own friends and family*

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jodiec423
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:29pm UTC

I feel like an accident sometimes.
E S P E I C A L LY W H E N I'M A R O U N D P E O P L E W H O O B V I O U S L Y D O N T C A R E.

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GhostTown
posted a quote
February 20, 2015 9:41pm UTC

If I ever get into an accident and crack my head open and I end up with a scar on my forehead then I'm changing my name to Harriet Potter.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC

dylan sprouse
-doesnt like taylor swift
-nudes got leaked and he didn’t deny it
-doesn’t do meth
[accidentally joins the dylan sprouse fandom]

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raynaalealinxo
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:44pm UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident& stays on purpose.
Adlisa138

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 9:10pm UTC

When you tell the truths
to so many people, that you want
them to accept for who you are or
you just want to talk to them. All they
do is just block you on everything and lies to you
about everything for making you to believe
what they are saying. Then all of these things
get into your head asking yourself "Why am
i so worthless that im not good enough to be
like by them." This been happening to me to a lot of people.
So i thought in my mind that i wanted
to do someting to myself.
3 hours ago
I got into really bad car accident that I drove
way too fast for the condition. The road were
pretty snowy outside with about roughly 20 mph
wind. There wasnt any cars around. I driving around
55 mph. I lost control of the car about 400 feets then
started flipped over twice and landed on the tires
with the back window is missing, the hood is
bent a lot and multiple pieces of the car were torn off.
The reason I did it because i wanted to kill myself or hurt myself.
I was put into Emergency Room with no injuries. So i failed at it.

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angelcharms
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:20am UTC

so today at the school dispersal a 7th grader girl was standing in front of a bus ..and in the other bus right in front of it a conductor accidently stepped on the accelator and this bus collided with the bus in front of it and that girl was crushed in between!! she died on the spot!! i watched it happen! :'( and you know what is worse? people were like "lets look on the bright side..we'll have a holiday tomorrow" ..how could they be so inhuman? #RIP girl .i didnt know you..i dont even know your name..but you will be missed x

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:49am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Accidently stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY
♥

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miss_witty_girl
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Phone falls out pocket..
Phone gets hit by a car..
Phone still lives but a cracked screen..
Wow my phones a survivor.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 12:26pm UTC

If I do something good on accident
and people ask how I did it
I tell them its skill

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:34pm UTC

When the teacher is looking for "volunteers",
& you accidentally make
eye contact.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:03am UTC

That awkward moment
when you're deep in
thought. Then 3 minutes
later you realize that
you've been staring
directly at someone.

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Princelect*
posted a quote
September 16, 2015 9:09am UTC

CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a
bike is an accident!

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gingernutter∞ *
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Oops. I think I may love you. Wow, didn't plan this one. Well. This is awkward...

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Sara*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 9:42am UTC

R.I.P to everyone who died yesterday in the train accident in Spain
I am from Spain, and that accident has affected my country so much. I have friends from Galicia (the place where the accident took place) and they told me they were so scared. They had to left their houses because of the bomb threats. And one of my friend's friend and family died. People from Galicia were donating blood to everyone with serious injuries.
The fact that everyone is helping everyone makes me feel proud of the country I live in.

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