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miss_witty_girl

1. miss_witty_girl
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   Phone falls out pocket..
   Phone gets hit by a car..
   Phone still lives but a cracked screen..
   Wow my phones a survivor.
   
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2. miss_witty_girl
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   January 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
   IF YOUR COOLER THAN ME..
   DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME HOTTER THAN YOU?
   
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3. miss_witty_girl
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   October 7, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   Having that boy who you can tell anything too.
   
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4. miss_witty_girl
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   September 22, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   So for my french homework our class had to write a paragraph in french then decorate it and make it 'pretty'. A week later my french teacher comes up to me and says that this boy had put a picture of me at the end of the paragraph he had typed out in plain black writing, I was shocked and couldn't work out why he had put a picture of me at the bottom, when I asked why, she said; he had said 'you told me to make it look pretty'.. I couldnt believe it...
   True Story..
   
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5. miss_witty_girl
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   September 15, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   Real best friends are the kind of people who go looking through your fridge for food, instead of asking.
   ♥♥
   
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6. miss_witty_girl
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   Awkward moment
   when you are sitting on
   the toilet texting and
   suddenly the person
   you are texting asks:
   'What you up to', I just
   reply with 'erm, nothing
   really..'
   
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7. miss_witty_girl
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   September 12, 2012 2:14pm UTC
   When someone texts you saying 'Be right back, dinner', but then never replys..
   I just got rejected..
   
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8. miss_witty_girl
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   You know what is easier than applying suncream?
   Not going outside in the first place.
   
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9. miss_witty_girl
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   September 7, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN GO FROM BEING SO CLOSE TO SOMEONE AND THEN NOT TALK TO THEM..
   
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10. miss_witty_girl
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    September 3, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I don't stalk,
    I investigate.
    
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11. miss_witty_girl
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    September 3, 2012 4:47am UTC
    Why is it that all the clothes I like
    cost more money than I have..♥.
    
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12. miss_witty_girl
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    woof woof, i'm a frog.♥
    
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13. miss_witty_girl
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    August 11, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    *Walks into the toliet*
    Me: Oh my god who didn't flush the toliet this time?!!
    Who was the last one in here?!!
    Mum: *calls up the stairs* You were the last one in there..
    Me: Whoops..
    LaughOutLoud
    
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14. miss_witty_girl
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    August 11, 2012 7:29am UTC
    That awkward Moment
    when someone calls themselves intelligent on facebook but then spells it as 'entelligent'.
    LaughOutLoud..
    
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15. miss_witty_girl
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    August 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Cool story bro, now pass us some chicken?
    
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16. miss_witty_girl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Have you got any
    raisins?
    No?
    Then could I have a date instead?
    
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17. miss_witty_girl
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥
    Just turn up the music..
    ♥♥♥♥
    
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