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haha, I went to the pet store to get
another $5 hermit crab for my sister's
tank. I never bought the crab, but I did
buy a bird, a cage, and supplies for a
total of $86. this is why I can't be left
alone in a store.
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haha, I went to the pet store to getanother $5 hermit crab for

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