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Asma*

1. Asma*
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2015 9:29pm UTC
   I’M NOT PERFECT,
   I make mistakes,
   I hurt people,
   but when I say sorry,
   I mean it.
   
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2. Asma*
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2015 11:13pm UTC
   I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies,
   I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife,
   Offer me that deathless death,
   Good God, let me give you my life.
   
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3. Asma*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2015 11:06pm UTC
   “His life went on, but hers never did”
   
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4. Asma*
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   January 21, 2015 12:23am UTC
   It’s better to lose a lover,
   than to love a loser
   
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5. Asma*
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2014 10:00pm UTC
   A JEALOUS WOMAN
   Does better research than the FBI
   
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6. Asma*
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   December 22, 2014 9:14pm UTC
   Teacher: Where are you heading to for the holidays?
   Students: EGYPT! ITALY! BRAZIL! SINGAPORE! SPAIN!
   Me: McDonalds.
   NMQ
   
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7. Asma*
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2014 10:22pm UTC
   SHOWERS ARE GREAT.
   They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer
   & they also help you make all of life’s decisions.
   
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8. Asma*
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2014 10:12pm UTC
   Dear Heart,
   Please stop getting involved in everything.
   Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
   
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9. Asma*
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   December 5, 2014 3:35am UTC
   Dear Acne,
   Kindly, calm the fk down.
   
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10. Asma*
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    October 6, 2014 1:25am UTC
    Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
    
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11. Asma*
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    October 6, 2014 12:32am UTC
    He was the only one she needed.
    
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12. Asma*
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    August 27, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    I love the way how your
    fake tan matches with your
    personality.
    
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13. Asma*
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    April 12, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Teacher:
    A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
    
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14. Asma*
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    April 12, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Saying you ‘understand’ just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea on Earth.
    
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15. Asma*
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    February 27, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    I’m jealous of my parents,
    I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    
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16. Asma*
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    February 14, 2014 3:11am UTC
    Everyone wants happiness,
    No one wants pain,
    But you can’t make a rainbow,
    Without a little rain.
    
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17. Asma*
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    February 8, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    You change for two reasons:
    Either you learn enough that you want to or you’ve been hurt enough that you have to.
    
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18. Asma*
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    December 24, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    I am such an excellent housekeeper.
    Everytime I get divorced, I keep the house.
    
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19. Asma*
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    December 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Watch your thoughts; they become words.
    Watch your words; they become actions.
    Watch your actions; they become habits.
    Watch your habits; they become character.
    Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
    -Lao-Tze
    
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20. Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:41am UTC
    Last Christmas,
    I gave you my heart,
    But the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.
    
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