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Asma*

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Member Since: 23 Oct 2013 08:03am

Last Seen: 15 Apr 2016 06:55am

Gender: F

user id: 373714

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  1. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 9:29pm EDT
    I’M NOT PERFECT,
    I make mistakes,
    I hurt people,
    but when I say sorry,
    I mean it.

  2. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 11:13pm EDT
    I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies,
    I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife,
    Offer me that deathless death,
    Good God, let me give you my life.

  3. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2015 11:06pm EST
    “His life went on, but hers never did”

  4. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2015 12:23am EST
    It’s better to lose a lover,
    than to love a loser

  5. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 10:00pm EST
    A JEALOUS WOMAN
    Does better research than the FBI

  6. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 9:14pm EST
    Teacher: Where are you heading to for the holidays?
    Students: EGYPT! ITALY! BRAZIL! SINGAPORE! SPAIN!
    Me: McDonalds.
    NMQ

  7. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2014 10:22pm EST
    SHOWERS ARE GREAT.
    They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer
    & they also help you make all of life’s decisions.

  8. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2014 10:12pm EST
    Dear Heart,
    Please stop getting involved in everything.
    Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.

  9. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2014 3:35am EST
    Dear Acne,
    Kindly, calm the fk down.

  10. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 1:25am EDT
    Bigger they are, the harder they fall.

  11. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 12:32am EDT
    He was the only one she needed.

  12. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 6:43pm EDT
    I love the way how your
    fake tan matches with your
    personality.

  13. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 6:22pm EDT
    Teacher:
    A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.

  14. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 5:51pm EDT
    Saying you ‘understand’ just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea on Earth.

  15. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 4:03pm EST
    I’m jealous of my parents,
    I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

  16. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 3:11am EST
    Everyone wants happiness,
    No one wants pain,
    But you can’t make a rainbow,
    Without a little rain.

  17. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 7:31pm EST
    You change for two reasons:
    Either you learn enough that you want to or you’ve been hurt enough that you have to.

  18. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 10:05pm EST
    I am such an excellent housekeeper.
    Everytime I get divorced, I keep the house.

  19. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 3:25pm EST
    Watch your thoughts; they become words.
    Watch your words; they become actions.
    Watch your actions; they become habits.
    Watch your habits; they become character.
    Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
    -Lao-Tze

  20. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:41am EST
    Last Christmas,
    I gave you my heart,
    But the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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