I hate it when I say something hella
rude, and someone has to be like "it's not
nice to wish that upon someone." like, okay,
I'm sorry I'm not nice but there's too much 
traffic on the high road, so I'ma just keep on
hoping that the thing happens to the person
I'm wishing it upon. I mean, they got away
with ruining my life, at the very least they
could wake up at a strange location, in an
ice bath, and spend their whole entire life
reminiscing about what it was like to have
two kidneys.