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I would like to thank my arms,
for always being by my side.
My legs, for always supporting me.
My fingers, because I can always
count on them.
And my hips, for not lying!

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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My

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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My

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