My brother: HA
it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do
your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes
are!
Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they
can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you
know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS
IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
My brother: ...
