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animallover721
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC

Me: Ok, ok. Here we go.
Me: *Clears throat*
Teacher: Madison?
Me: HERE.
Me: Nailed it.

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animallover721
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January 6, 2014 8:05pm UTC

Me: HEY OMG
Friend: What?
Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THAT CRAP
Friend: Who?
Me: MY BUTTCHEEKS
Me: LOL ROFL LMAO ISN'T THAT JUST A KNEE SLAPPER *chokes and gasps for air*
Friend: This is why you are single.

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animallover721
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 6:06pm UTC

My brother: HA it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes are!
Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
My brother: ...

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animallover721
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 6:01pm UTC

Cute guy: Hey
Me: *Dies inside* *makes dying
whale noises* *can't breathe* *starts twitching like a dead bug* Excuse me I'm just gonna go into a nice peaceful room and curl up like an armadillo and die.
♡

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Remember When We Were Little
and we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Mom: Wear a jacket!
Me: No Mom! *Leaves*
10 minutes later...
Me: GOD I'M COLD!

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC

The human brain is amazing!
It functions 24 hours a day
from the time we were born
and only stops when we take
exams

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:22pm UTC

When we were little
no painting or drawing
was ever finished unless
we used EVERY SINGLE
COLOR

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:15pm UTC

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The world is a puzzle
and every single person is a piece
used to put it together
N e v e r g i v e u p
y o u w i l l f i n d y o u r p l a c e ; )

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Enjoying the days
when you throw on sweatpants
and a t-shirt
sit down
watch a movie
eat food
get comfortable
relax
because you have no responsibilities
no motivation
for that moment
however long it may be
you are c o n t e n t

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't
or
saying nothing and wishing you had?

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animallover721
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Ever feel like giving up?
Put your hand on the left side of your chest.
Feel that?
That's called p u r p o s e.

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animallover721
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:11pm UTC

That annoying moment
when you go some place far in your house to get something
then find something more interesting and forget all about what you came there for
then finally go back to where
you started
and remember that you had
to get something

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animallover721
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC

I wonder
if any guy has ever looked at me
and thought
"Wow, she's beautiful"
<3

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animallover721
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:30pm UTC

I know
I don't have her perfect hair
I don't have her gorgeous eyes
I don't have her adorable laugh
I don't have have her pretty face
I don't have her beautiful features
But I always hope
that you will someday see
I can be beautiful
even if I'm not like her
even if I am someone else... me
♡

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animallover721
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid

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animallover721
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Always be yourself,
except for when you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

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animallover721
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

*Playful arguement with
friend*
Friend: What direction do 5
gay guys walk?
Me: ...
Friend: ONE DIRECTION!
Me: What direction is my fist
going?
Friend: Umm idk?
Me: TOWARDS YOUR FACE!
Friend: :O

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animallover721
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC

MILEY CYRUS
is engaged to
LIAM HEMSWORTH
Life=Over
Face=>:(
Thoughts= No bi*ch, no. I will cut you.
Actions= RIOT! For GALEEEE!

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animallover721
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Memories#3
___ and ___ sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage!
Should I make a series?
-My quote not my format

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