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  1. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Enjoying the days
    when you throw on sweatpants
    and a t-shirt
    sit down
    watch a movie
    eat food
    get comfortable
    relax
    because you have no responsibilities
    no motivation
    for that moment
    however long it may be
    you are c o n t e n t

  2. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:15pm UTC
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    The world is a puzzle
    and every single person is a piece
    used to put it together
    N e v e r g i v e u p
    y o u w i l l f i n d y o u r p l a c e ; )

  3. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    When we were little
    no painting or drawing
    was ever finished unless
    we used EVERY SINGLE
    COLOR

  4. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing!
    It functions 24 hours a day
    from the time we were born
    and only stops when we take
    exams

  5. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Mom: Wear a jacket!
    Me: No Mom! *Leaves*
    10 minutes later...
    Me: GOD I'M COLD!

  6. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    and we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

  7. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    Cute guy: Hey
    Me: *Dies inside* *makes dying
    whale noises* *can't breathe* *starts twitching like a dead bug* Excuse me I'm just gonna go into a nice peaceful room and curl up like an armadillo and die.

  8. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    My brother: HA it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes are!
    Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
    My brother: ...

  9. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    Me: HEY OMG
    Friend: What?
    Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THAT CRAP
    Friend: Who?
    Me: MY BUTTCHEEKS
    Me: LOL ROFL LMAO ISN'T THAT JUST A KNEE SLAPPER *chokes and gasps for air*
    Friend: This is why you are single.

  10. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    Me: Ok, ok. Here we go.
    Me: *Clears throat*
    Teacher: Madison?
    Me: HERE.
    Me: Nailed it.

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    I used to not wear makeup.
    I used to not straighten my hair.
    I used to not care about my weight.
    I used to not care what anyone thought.
    I used to think boys were gross.
    I used to go months without crying.
    I used to love to go to school.
    I used to be happy all the time.
    What happened?

  12. second_best second_best
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    "Did you really want to die?"
    "No one commits suicide
    because they want to die."
    "Then why do they do it?"
    "They want to stop the pain."

  13. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    20 kids died in Newtown on Friday
    >>>Of those 20, one was my goddaughter

  14. pieloverhehe5225 pieloverhehe5225
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    I envy your ability to
    sleep on your stomach.
    Sincerely, my boobs are squished.

  15. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Yesterday morning I tried
    grabbing fog..
    I mist.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Grandma's been run over by a reindeer every Christmas Eve since 1979
    and, frankly, I'm beginning to believe it isn't an accident.

  17. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Am I the only one who closes the silverware
    drawer
    with an epic pelvic thrust?

  18. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
    me into a warehouse.
    I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

  19. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    one child even tried
    to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC
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