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Me: *Rushes to get essay done at last minute*
Me: *Wondering how the hell I got a good grade*
Me: *Wondering what drugs the professor was on when he graded these*
Me: *Wondering who his dealer is so I can get some*
Me: *Wondering if there's drugs that'll make me murder everyone*
Me: *Wondering what gun I'd use*
Me: *Imagining a gun*
Me: *Searching the interweb for that gun*
Me: *Finds that gun*
Me: *Gets sad because it costs too much*
Me: Well, I guess I wont be murdering people anytime soon..
Raven: Wait. What?
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Me: *Rushes to get essay done at last minute* Me: *Wondering

100 faves · 17 comments · Dec 7, 2013 1:34pm

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meow* · 1 decade ago
Can I live with you? You're awesome.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'm really not that awesome. This past week I've pretty much done nothing but sit in my room and cry xD
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Why?!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Finals and life and stuff.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Oh..
Need cheering up bby?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Nah, I'm fine. ;-;
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meow* · 1 decade ago
You sure munchkin?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yea. I'm fine.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Mkay , so..what'd you and Lu do on your 4 month? Wink wink ;)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oh. You know ;]
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meow* · 1 decade ago
You guise fcked! Awesome how was it
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oh yea. Toats.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, how was it?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
It didn't happen. He probably wishes it did ;c
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Lies. S,exting counts.

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
We didn't do that either
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Lies. S,exting counts.

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