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OH GOD the other day i was eating some mini marshmallows (you know how it is) but the bag burst so i just emptied an entire jumbo sized bag of mini marshmallows into one of the pockets of my gym bag and forgot about them and today i was at the gym and i was rummaging through the bag looking for my chapstick and i ended up accidentally flinging a cloud of hundreds of marshmallows everywhere with about fifteen people watching and that is the most accurate portrayal of me as a person i've ever seen and i'm going to go and die now 

 




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OH GOD the other day i was eating some mini marshmallows (you

206 faves · 7 comments · Aug 24, 2013 10:35pm

BlackButterflies

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whatiswrongwithme · ripmarshmallowsuweredelicious · funny

josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
THEY DIDN'T MELT????
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
THIS IS ME SISTA, THIS IS ME
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
YOU FEEL MY PAIN
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
YES I DO. I never bother to throw away wrappers so they all end up in my book bag/schoolbag pockets and stuff. So whenever a friend goes rummaging through my book bag it looks like I eat 20 candy bars and who knows how many packs of gum a day.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
HAHAH I LOVE YOU
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Miluiel* · 1 decade ago
Please never change.
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
i don't think changing is really an option for me haha
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