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Police:  Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police:  Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me:  If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me please.
Me: Next to my house.