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FabandFunny

Status: Don't judge my path if you haven't walked my JOURNEY! <3

Member Since: 18 Aug 2012 01:39pm

Last Seen: 23 Feb 2014 10:06am

Birthday: June 17

Location: In your mind :D

Gender: F

user id: 325795

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Hey

My name is Megan i'm 14 and I live in Northern Ireland.

I love at lot of things but i really love music like taylor
swift, one direction.the lumineers,monsters and men,
rihanna, calvin harris,50 cent and tons more i'd be here
all day naming them!!!!
 







Thaa Sexayy Sistahh Oh Miss Megaaan! xDD
Yellowh Errbodayy!
Its RHI!!!
Lotsa ya know meh from around Witty (funkyhotgirlxx)
&& I would appreciate yuh checking out mah profile :)

But is this supposed to be about meh?
Nah I didnt think so eitherh
Ahahahahha

What to write about this gurrl?
In tthe WHOLE world
I think I know her more than anyone!
Even her friends :D
I know her gurd and bad sides
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA ;D

Megan is
Pretty
Funny
Random
Cute
Loves Food
Kind
Caring
Sweet
Hilarious
CRAZY AF
Amazing
Perfect
Brilliant
Lovable
Hahahilarious!!

I say.
You shud talk to this amazing girl :)
She is ALWAYS there for you
She's the coolest cookie ever
&& if ya wannah capture her heart<3
Buy her Chinese
SHE L.O.V.E.S it like SOOOOOOO much!
Have I wrote too much?

Naaaah!

M- Me && her have our bad days but you can NEVER stay mad at her :P
E- Easygoing (you can still her sweets mwahahha ;D )
G-Great...she is really great in every way possible :D
A- Always amazing and makes meh happeeeeh!
N-Never means anyone and harm!

meh lush chuu sho sho mush Megzaaaayyy!<3
Lots of love from Rhi<3 xxxx


Ps. Follow this Sexie guuurrrl :D
&& fave her quote.
Dont get this gurl upset!
I will put yo head down the toilet..
right after she does a "WHOOPSIE"
ahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Peace out b#&tches!

Enjoy Megan :D



















































































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Being lazy as usual!


 
Hey im Megan im 14 and im crazy!!
I love singing dancing eating watching tv and a bunch of other stuff.
I love making new friends so leave a comment and ill get back to you!!<3
Please click that follow button up there it would mean alot.
I follow back <3
Anything else you wanna know,just ask!
Lahve you all x
Follow Dinosaur_rawr
and
Stephh96
and
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There all amazing<3
Music:
Taylor Swift-our song
Rihanna ft Mikky Ekko-Stay
Avril Lavigne- wish you were here!



 
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  1. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    The end of Religion Class.
    I grab my bag but it was all tangled.
    I was standing by the door with my friend and
    said to he teacher sir I broke my bag and he was
    all how did you do that. He then fixed it for me.
    just as I was about to grab it he was all what are
    the four parts of the mass. My friend just walked out
    at that point! I just guessed the four parts of the mass and he
    handed me the bag and was well done four gold stars!
    I have never been so proud of myself in my entire life!!!

  2. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    The end of Religion Class.
    I grab my bag but it was all tangled.
    I was standing by the door with my friend and
    said to he teacher sir U broke my bag and he was
    all how did you do that. He then fixed it for me.
    just as I was about to grab it he was all what are
    the four parts of the mass. My friend just walked out
    pat that point! I just guessed the four parts of tthe mass and he
    handed me the bag and was well done four gold stars!
    I have never been so proud of myself in my entire life!!!

  3. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    *In English*
    We were asked to describe a Lion.
    Everyone breaks out in Katy Perry's Roar!

  4. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    *In English*
    My Friend (Sabrina): Sneezes really really loudly
    Teacher: Stop that now
    Te teacher is. Telling her of for sneezing seriously what has
    this world become.

  5. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:06pm UTC
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  6. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    *In English*
    Nicky: says something to her friend Amy who is at the other side of he room
    Teacher: You've got a brass neck on you
    Amy: Me what did I do Miss?
    Teacher: Not you Amy the whole world doesn't revolve around you,you know.

  7. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    *In English*
    Girl in my class: Mrs I don't know what to do
    Teacher: I don't care

  8. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    How guys flirt:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    The best part of this is it's true.

  9. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:20pm UTC
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  10. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    I was done on my kitchen and just saw some biscuit.
    So I thought I would take one. I am now in My Room
    lying on My bed with the IPAD and a hot water bottle
    eating 10 biscuits! Not joking!!!

  11. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    *At School*
    Friend: Twerking and Selfie is in the Oxford Dictionary you know
    Me: Haha I know it's so weird
    Other friend: what's Twerking? What's a Selfie?
    Me and my friends all turn round and just look right at her!

  12. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    *At School*
    Me: says something to my best friend
    My Best Friend: (covers her nose) I smell tthe bullsh*t.

  13. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    What I love about Witty:
    In reality all the pretty girls are really skinny and all's
    they do is eat salads and non fat foods, all the girls on
    witty are really pretty and skinny and still love food and
    don't live on salads!

  14. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    Just found out I have Ornithophobia
    a fear of pigeons.

  15. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Figured out how to copy ad aste on the IPad
    feel good even though it's not hat big a deal!

  16. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 11:13am UTC
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  17. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 11:03am UTC
    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel hen coming out of the shower,
    When he usually doesn't wear pants?

  18. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Why do people point at their wrist when there asking the time,
    But the don't point to their crotch when they're asking where tthe bathroom is!

  19. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:46am UTC
    How guys flirt:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    The best part of this is it's true.

  20. FabandFunny FabandFunny
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:43am UTC
    What boys think about at night.
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.

:)

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