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The person who invented marriage is creepy.
              they were all like, "Yo, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave." 
 

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The person who invented marriage is creepy. they were all like,

140 faves · 4 comments · Jun 24, 2013 11:17am

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Average_girl · 1 decade ago
*Jenna Marbles reference
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
But then another guy came along and created divorce and was all like "Yo man marriage is really screwed up, I can't stand this person no more!"
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greyskies · 1 decade ago
and then he got married again, and that time he was all "ugh i hate my new wife lets behead her lol" and he repeated the same process 6 times.
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SisiAdelia · 1 decade ago
omg, lol!!!
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