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I'm not clumsy.

It's just the floor hates me,

the tables and chair are bullies,

and the wall gets in the way.
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables

9 faves · 2 comments · Jun 18, 2013 3:47pm

thesociallyawkwardone

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school · funny · lol · life · true · friends · embarrassing · clumsy

UnderTheHat · 1 decade ago
Exactly this morning I stubbedmy toe on my bed then walked facefirst into my door stumbled and tripped over a table in my hall Damn you Furniture!!!
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thesociallyawkwardone · 1 decade ago
Awhar bless :/ Thats quite a morning for you :/ Furniture is evil (n)
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