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My mom and I were sitting on a bench, out of a fast food store.

Me: Yeah
Mom: Ok
Me: So
Hot guy comes and sits RIGHT next to me.
Me: *sips milkshake*
Mom: SO which bra are you going to wear tonight at the graduation? Your shirt is a bit see-through so I think you should wear the beige one!
Me (under my breath): Shut. up.
Mom: Blah blah blah bras.
Me: *glares at her*
Mom: Do you know this dude?
Me: *dies*



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My mom and I were sitting on a bench, out of a fast food store.

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