Mean Person:
You're fat.
Me: Well, when the nuclear winter comes,
I'm going to hide in my bunker and live off of my body
fat.
Me: And laugh while you starve to
death.
Mean Person: You have no friends.
Me: That means that when I have achieved
world domination, I won't have to share the power with
anyone.
Me: And that means that they won't be
able to stop me from exiling you to a remote desert island in the
middle of the Pacific.
Mean Person: You're stupid.
Me: When the zombie apocalypse arrives,
I'll hide in my bunker and laugh because zombies only eat
brains. Which means that they'll ignore me.
Me: So they'll eat your
brains.
Me: Since you're obviously highly
intelligent.
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