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Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. This is no coincidence.

234 faves · 18 comments · May 6, 2013 2:24pm

Hale_Storm18

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Hale_Storm18


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funny · happy · happiness · pizza

Shanaynor · 1 decade ago
bacon has five letters
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br0kendreams · 1 decade ago
((The convo down there omg. brbdying))
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Pandepp · 1 decade ago
Death has five letters.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Happy has five letters. Witty has five letters.
This is no coincidence.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
The sound I just made was not human OH MY FREAKING GOSH
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
hahahaha

so today when I was at school we were waiting for the buses and I saw you commented on my profile (I was on my phone) and I started fanboying and was like slapping my friend Laurens shoulder over and over and over again saying "omg hail storm just commented me omg omg omg" and then my crush walked over and like looked at my phone and I was on your profile then he was making a joke or something but the point is the fact that I was fanboying over you made my crush talk to me so uh thanks. ;)
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Aww you're welcome haha
Now you need to find a way to get my crush to talk to me :P JK he's a sophomore and I've talked to him like twice and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know my name so yeah nevermind don't
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
So heres my plan,
my cousin Katie who lives in Boston is here visiting, I'll hitch a ride with her to Boston, go stay with you and then go to your school. So i'll go up to him and be like "Yo dawg, waddup meh hoom slyce, yew byist bie askin out haleigh. k? k."
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Ohmygosh I can't breathe. This is happening
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
hahahhahaha come down.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Come down?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
*calm
stfu it was late ok?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
NO EXCUSE FOR TYPOS. NO EXCUSE ELI.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
EXCUSE HALEIGH, EXCUSES FOR TYPOS
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
YESITY YES YES YES.
I'm at school for afterschool and my crush is sitti mg right behind ne omg this is serious
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Woah man woah you have to tell me how it goes
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I will. The most he's done is look at me. Like wtf no
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