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*Sees cute boy*
Me: You would look good in a tuxedo
Me: Standing next to me
Me: ..In a wedding dress
Me: So are you gonna propose to me yet?
Me: *Awkward wink*
Boy: *Runs away*
Me: I guess my seductiveness is too much for him to handle... Should have toned it down a bit.
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*Sees cute boy* Me: You would look good in a tuxedo Me: Standing

363 faves · 7 comments · Apr 27, 2013 5:58pm

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karsonblake happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
My day has officially been made
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phee* · 1 decade ago
This is why we are all single. Way out of every boy's league! :P
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slender · 1 decade ago
I know. I look amazing in tuxedos
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ToriRox16 · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHA XD
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
OMG TODAY I WENT TO BJ'S AND THE GUY WHO WAS LIKE "checking out" my stuff was SOOOO CUTE. And i was just thinking in my head: "would you ever date a 14 year old???" cuz...he was that dam cute....yup.....
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Apparently ya seductivenizz is too much fo' him to handle.. Should have toned it down a funkyass bit.
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pepperdaddy · 1 decade ago
This u so funny
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