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slender

Status: I can see you.

Member Since: 28 Apr 2013 01:38pm

Last Seen: 14 Jan 2014 05:16pm

Location: Behind you

user id: 358722

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List of people that I am stalking:-

1. You

2. 5 seconds of Summer

3.Sparkles_Bread  

4.OmmnommGuy

5. Tori10176
  1. slender slender
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Who should I stalk next?
    Drop me a comment and I'll add them to my list of stalkees.

  2. slender slender
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Ten r@pe prevention tips:
    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to r@pe her.
    4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t r@pe her.
    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not r@pe her.
    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between
    parked cars, or r@pe her.
    7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molést someone who is alone
    in a laundry room.
    8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from r@ping women, ask a trusted friend
    to accompany you at all times.
    9. Carry a r@pe whistle. If you find that you are about to r@pe someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to
    stop you.
    10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are
    interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be r@ping her later. If you don’t communicate
    your intention, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to r@pe her.”

  3. slender slender
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    One way Or Another
    Im gonna find ya Im gonna
    Get ya get ya get ya

  4. slender slender
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    ALWAYS WATCHES
    NO EYES

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