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What if 911 called you?
"Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."
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What if 911 called you? "Hello, this is 911. You have an

320 faves · 2 comments · Apr 22, 2013 2:43pm

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kowhyda* · 1 decade ago
I'd probably yell "YOU STALKERS! I WILL CALL THE POL....ice... Oh, yeah... -hangs up awkwardly-"
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
FIRST TO FAV ONE OF YOUR QUOTES
OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE<333
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