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I went to McDonald's and put $5 on the counter

and said "surprise me" because i never get what i ask for anyway.

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I went to McDonald's and put $5 on the counter and said "surprise

109 faves · 1 comments · Apr 21, 2013 4:03pm

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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
You mean you don't get your pesticide-apples, who-knows-what-chicken, or DAFUQ-IS-THAT-burger? That's too bad. I always get those :P
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I went to McDonald's and put $5 on the counter and said "surprise

by

yourcool

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funny · ifunny · surpriseme