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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if we could just like talk to them like this:
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit, Hey, you might wanna move over some- you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom okay?
Spider: Nah, thats your space. We're cool. Have a great evening

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if we could just like talk

99 faves · 8 comments · Apr 10, 2013 4:09pm

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IgotSwag11 · 1 decade ago
i saw this, its funny, but it's not yours. be orginal.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
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cassi_styles · 1 decade ago
i never said it was mine so actually i didnt steal it
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Love how you're so threatened by me that you had to delete my comment, you must have big goals in life given the fact that you can only get a top quote by taking someone elses.
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0____0 · 1 decade ago
woahwoahwoah. maybe she didn't know??
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Woahwoahwoah this is between me and her.

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6712180
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0____0 · 1 decade ago
yeaah i know, but i'm just sayingg
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha this is hilarious!! :D
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if we could just like talk

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