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1. na636
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   I failed my exam in some subjects
   but my friend passed
   now he's an engineer in microsoft
   and I am the OWNER
   - Bill Gates
   
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2. na636
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   Girls are like apples on the trees
   the best ones are at the top of the trees
   the boys dont want to reach for the best ones
   because they are afraid of falling and getting
   hurt instead they just get the rotten apples
   that are on the ground, but are easy so
   the apples at the top think there is
   some thing wrong with them
   when in reality they
   are amazing they
   just have to
   wait for the
   right boy
   to come
   along the
   one who is
   brave enough
   to climb all the way to the top
   - pete wentz
   
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3. na636
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   Teacher:
   Why are you talking during my lesson?
   Student:
   Why are you teaching during my conversation?
   
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4. na636
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   Cinderella
   walked on broken glass
   Aurora
   let a whole lifetime pass
   Belle
   fell in love with a hideous beast
   Jazmine
   married a common thief
   Ariel
   walked on land for love
   Snow White
   barely escaped a knife
   because love means facing your biggest fears
   
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5. na636
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 9:20pm UTC
   My Graduation Speech:
   " Well I'd just like to thank Wikipedia and Google"
   
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6. na636
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 5:47pm UTC
   true story:
   Today at school this guy came and told us about a girl that spent 3 or 4 months locked up in her room because people bullied her and she couldnt deal with it anymore. when she did go back to school she felt that nobody cared about her, she planned on commiting suicide that afternoon until ONE girl said "hey" to her.
   That one girl saying hey was all it took for her not to kill herself,
   
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7. na636
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 10:11am UTC
   You know what's beautiful?
   read the first word.
   
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8. na636
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   People cry, not because they're weak but
   because they've been strong for too long.
   
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9. na636
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   Use your smile to change the world
   but, don't let the world change
   YOUR smile.
   
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10. na636
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    If there ever comes a day when we cant be together,
    Keep me in your heart I'll stay there forever.
    - Winnie the Pooh
    
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11. na636
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    April 14, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    "If You live to be one hundred, then I want to live to be one hundred minus one day,
    so I never have to Live a day without You"
    - Winnie the Pooh
    
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12. na636
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    April 14, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Enjoy the little things in Life,
    for one day you'll look back
    and realize they were the big things.
    - Robert Brault
    
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13. na636
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    April 14, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I asked this person a question I already knew the answer to just to see if they would lie. when they did inside I was like "hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!" ^_^
    
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14. na636
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dear Classmates,
    I will not share my Ipod with you
    Its called an Ipod not a Uspod
    
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15. na636
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    April 13, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you get when you tip your chair a little too far.
    
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16. na636
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    April 13, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    No matter how hot it is I can't sleep without the protection of my blanket.
    
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17. na636
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    April 8, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Three words.
    eight letters.
    instant popularity-
    "I have gum"
    
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18. na636
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds Cashier,
    Don't give me that look.
    There's no age limit on a
    happy meal. And don't forget
    the toy!
    - us
    
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19. na636
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I am an artist-
    I paint on a smile
    I am an actress-
    I hold back the tears
    I am a doctor-
    Trying to fix a broken heart
    
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20. na636
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    piglet:
    " How do you spell love?"
    pooh:
    " you dont spell it, you feel it."
    
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