Witty Profiles
My Dad and this other guy
were fighting over who would go on a date
with
my Mom in High
School
so they put their forearms together
and my Mom dropped a lil
cigarette in between them
and said "first to pull away loses"
and
my Dad still
has a little scar.
-Tumblr.
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