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When your home alone and you hear a knock at the door


5% would answer the door


15% wouldn't bother to get up


20% would look out the door screen


50% would creep around their house in slow motion and peek out the window for a masked murder


I am part of that 50%! ;)




 
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When your home alone and you hear a knock at the door 5% would

19 faves · 3 comments · Mar 14, 2013 8:16pm

Michelle*

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Michelle*


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Michelle* · 1 decade ago
Oops it is 90%! Oh well!! And hahaha!! That's actually hilarious!!
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Dinocaulay · 1 decade ago
That's 90%, isn't it?
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DakotaMeraz · 1 decade ago
I did this the other day after I had ignored it for ages and ages and they were STILL knocking...So I crawled to the door and peeked out the window. It was my neighbour. We made eye contact for a second and then I slowly disappeared and crawled away again. Most awkward moment of my life.
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