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1. TheCovertComic
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   March 24, 2023 11:15pm UTC
   Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   September 10, 2022 1:03am UTC
   It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   February 20, 2022 1:53pm UTC
   Who waxes indignant shall buff resigned.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC
   Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   April 10, 2021 3:53am UTC
   What begoes around becomes around
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   August 2, 2019 8:57pm UTC
   If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC
   The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   March 31, 2018 4:41pm UTC
   I never back down from a challenge. I never let a challenge get that close.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   March 31, 2018 4:40pm UTC
   If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
   
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10. Josh Clown*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2017 1:34pm UTC
    You never know, what meme you will see
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    November 17, 2017 11:16pm UTC
    What castle isn't built in the air?
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    April 1, 2017 2:09am UTC
    Alone we can do nothing, but not as much nothing as we can do together.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    April 1, 2017 2:08am UTC
    Room for improvement? I've got a whole mansion.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    September 3, 2016 5:29pm UTC
    Have you no shame? Because if you need some, I've got a bunch I'm not using.
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    June 25, 2016 3:13am UTC
    A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    June 25, 2016 3:10am UTC
    Looks like that saying 'What goes around comes around' is coming around again.
    
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17. Deep breaths, my love*
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    March 21, 2016 11:10pm UTC
    "Fools who are quoted by fools on the internet are often forgotten."
    --Unknown
    
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18. Deep breaths, my love*
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    March 21, 2016 4:40am UTC
    "Do something amazing, believe you can change the world, else you'll be forgoten."
    --Unknown
    
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19. seafoam*
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    February 26, 2016 2:27pm UTC
    “
    Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That’s an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don’t want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you’d rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
    —Ed Sheeran
    ”
    
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20. seafoam*
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    January 15, 2016 6:40pm UTC
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    I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it’s a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.
    
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